tell me the most amusing thing you know?

Answer 1

that sexysam thinks her husband was at school all day the other day

Answer 2

the most amusing thing? hmmmm.... lets see.... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... its all a bunch of "inside" jokes that most wouldnt understand...
1) Tremble before my Mighty Balls
2) ALRIGHT!!
3) You make that pretty salad
4) Miiiikeeeey!!
5) Me and the Oatmeal
6) METAL GEAR!!!!

many others... hey, when you talk to someone pretty much every day for like, what? 5 years you tend to have a bunch of them...

Answer 3

TWO THINGS,
FIRST IS THE GUY WHO POSTED WHO WANTS TO SUCK MY CO---K
IF YOU ARE THAT DESPERATE, TO SAY A MORONIC STATEMENT LIKE
THAT, I SUGGEST TO YOU TO TAKE YOGA, STRETCH AND SUCK IT YOURSELF,,,,

THEN MAYBE YOU CAN SAY :who wants to watch.


THE SECOND THING IS THAT IN THE 1970'S I MET A SEXY GUY WHO SEEMED VRY EXCITING, HE HAD LONG HAIR TO SHOULDERS, ALWAYS WORE DARK GLASSES, BEAUTIFUL SMILE, AND HE JUST LOOKED HALF WAY LIKE A CLASSY GUY, AND HALF WAY LIKE A WELL PAID CRIMINAL,
IN FACT HE WAS, A DRUG DEALER, I DID NOT DO DRUGS WITH HIM, HE
HAD LOTS OF MONEY, MERCEDES,,
SO WHEN IT CAME TO ROMANCE AND SEX,, I WOULD DRINK LOTS OF WINE, GET REAL DRUNK, AND THIS WAS HOW OUR SEX LIFE WAS, I GUESS WE HAD, FUN, I WAS TURNED ON BY HIM, AND HE WITH ME,

ONE MORINING, I WOKE UP EARLY, AND WANTED TO WAKE HIM TO GET UP AND LETS GO TO THE MOUNTAINS, ETC, HE WAS ALWAYS DIFFICULT TO WAKE UP, SO I LEANED OVER, AND SAID JOE, WAKE UP AND HE DID NOT RESPOND SO I GOT CLOSER, AND TRIED AGAIN,-- THEN IT STILL DIDNT GET HIM TO WAKE OR SPEAK, SO I LEANED OVER, AND BRUSHED HIS HAIR BEHIND HIS EAR SO I COULD GIVE HIM A GENTLE WHISPER, OR SEXY SUGGESTION OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,, WELL, DID II GET A SURPRISE, WELL I LOOKED AT HIM, BLINKED MY EYES, AND LOOKED AWAY, THEN LOOKED AGAIN TO SEE IF IF I SAW WHAT I SAW, OK ARE YOU

READY FOR THE ANSWER,? HE DID NOT HAVE AN EAR,,,NOTHING JUST A TINY HOLE IN THE SIDE OF HIS FACE,, I WAS SO SHOCKED, THAT I WAS FROZEN WITH FEAR THAT ANY MOMENT HE WOULD AWAKE AND SEE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, DID HE THINK THAT I KNEW HE HAD NO EAR? WAS IT JUST A TOPIC THAT NEVER WAS BROUGHT UP, I KEPT LOOKING AWAY, THINKIING I AM DIZZY THE ROOM WAS NOT BRIGHT,,
THEN I WAS AFRAID FOR HIM TO WAKE UP BECAUSE I DID NOT KNOW IF I SHOULD SAY "HEY JOE, I JUST NOTICED THIS MORNING THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE A LEFT EAR.. OR WHAT TO DO OR SAY.. IT WAS REALLY SPOOKY AT THE IME, BUT EVERYTIME I SIT WITH GIRLFRIENDS AND WE SSHARE EXPERIENCES, WHEN IT GETS TO THE PART WHERE I SAY THEE WAS NO EAR,,,,,,,,,,,,I HAD BEEN SEEING HIM FOR ABOUT A MONTH REGULARLY, BUT THE LONG HAIR, ETC, AND MY ROMANCE BEING VERY BLURRY,, I DID NOT KNOW,,WELL THAT WAS A LONG STORY, BUT IT WAS FUNNY..STILL IS, AND NO,, I DID NOT MENTION IT ,I JUST CRAWLED IN BED AND SNUGGLED FROM THE OTHR SIDE, (DID NOT CHECK FOR EAR) i ASSUMED HE HAD TO HAVE AN EAR ON OTHER SIDE..

Answer 4

Hot Topic is owned by The Gap. Rabbits cannot burp. As Chinese is a tonal language, you cannot lip-read in Chinese.

Answer 5

i married a sorority girl. now that i think of it, i'm not sure if that's amusing or scary. hey!, i'm a deadbeat, and i don't have a clue!

Answer 6

i could say it but then everybody would know what only about three people in here know, but im pretty sure that other dead beat has a clue too.

Answer 7

New Zealand lol joke

Answer 8

life

Answer 9

When in your dream you see that you are awake. But when you wake up, you see that you are sleeping.

Answer 10

ur avatar has a pair of rabbit ears.

Answer 11

That proudcaucasian thinks she a Christian!