does anyone think i should just go for it i almost can't help myself this morning i was walking past his car and before i knew it my pants were halfway down and i had to stop myself so what do you guys think go for it?
2006-06-11 22:17:40 · 18 answers · asked by miss wright 05 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Sometimes in Life...You have to look yourself in the mirror...and decide just how much you hate your boss!
If your eyes are twitching, eyebrows furrowing, head spinning, stomach churning, knees wobbling, blood boiling....You're definitely A GO! to assault the Boss's car!
You're Drunk! You can do whatever you want to do to his car! Go For It, Man! ( Even if You get caught, So What?...You're Drunk Remember?...This wasn't planned or anything like that...Lol )
I'd recommend You start on the Hood. You've been drinking, the Sh*t will be runny...It will spread all over, but a sqweegee will help you cover the entire car....A nice final touch would be to remove the gas cap & top-it-up with all your reserve liquids.
P.S. - Hope You're Sober when you read this!...Just Joking!
2006-06-11 22:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by AlbertaGuy 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Like nobody would see you sh*tting on a car and then smearing it all over the place? Not only some anger management in order, that's illegal. If he's that big a pr*ck, what about finding another job? I once came close to nailing my manager in the forehead with my stapler right in the office, but stopped short and said I needed to go home; wasn't feeling well. Instead I got onto disability from my doctor, looked for another means of employment and got rid of the stress. It ain't worth it.
2006-06-12 05:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by HisChamp1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to focus on a constructive way to handle whatever is up your butt concerning your boss. Smearing his car, or his name for that matter, is not going to help the situation, is it?
2006-06-12 05:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by fall2005buseng 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a super hot curry the night before and no smearing will be needed .
2006-06-12 05:22:04 · answer #4 · answered by smartypants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You'll get fired. That's wrong and you could get arrested for vandalism.
Also that's stinky, and dumps (Dunny) has bacteria and could kill someone.
Also if a girl heard you say that she will be like "I don't wanna go out with you!".
Please don't. I beg you not to do it. What if I was your boss cause I don't deserve to be treated like that.
2006-06-12 05:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by Hyipo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just take the dump but dont smear it you will get your hands dirty and is he really worth all that
2006-06-12 05:20:32 · answer #6 · answered by Chad D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make me glad I'm not your boss. But they probably deserve it, so do it if you want. Just don't get caught, that'd be shitty. [Sorry, I couldn't help myself....I'll go lay down before I hurt myself now.]
2006-06-12 05:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by thisfleshavenged 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all have that fantasy.
You want to crap on your boyfriend but you say he is in prison but then you say that you think he may be cheating on you with another girl. Which version of the truth do you want to tell us?
2006-06-12 05:20:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha... put the dump in the gas tank...
he would have to pay for them to take it out instead of taking his car to the carwash...
2006-06-12 05:21:53 · answer #9 · answered by she 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn it, do it, fill the gas chamber so the next time he refills he will have a stink of a time.
2006-06-12 05:23:50 · answer #10 · answered by smashingly.smashing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋