I think that there must be a reason as to why your mum is always strict/angry. If you are feeling bad, then she must feel pretty terrible too. I am sure that everything will be okay and you will look back at posting this and go
"Gosh I was a freaking ******** for doing that! It was so totally nothing."
If you want some jokes, I reckon that you should check out the jokes and riddles section of yahoo! answers. It'll do you some good.
Maybe you should get a penfriend, or talk to your friends via. IM or MESSENGER or e-mails or something.
Good luck, I know you'll be okay, you should tell your mum how you feel and ask her if anything is wrong going on in HER life.
2006-06-11 18:08:30
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answered by lyric 3
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Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this! Are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.
Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary . Read the question again
Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
2006-06-11 23:36:47
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answered by Anonymous
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Hey, my mom's the same way, no worries kid, like u said, its not a phase, cause im 15, so i feel ur pain on this one, just remember, one day she's gonna be like 600 years old, and when u want her to be quiet you just turn down the oxygen tank (only enough to put her to sleep, she's ur mom, u can't kill her...you hire for that part) . And then the world smiles again ^_^
2006-06-11 23:32:00
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answered by Anonymous
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I have a joke for you.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says "no" and the duck walks out.
The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says "no" and the duck walks out again.
The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender (rather annoyed) says "no" and then says "The next time you ask for grapes, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor." The duck walks out.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks the bartender "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says "no". Then the duck says "Do you have any grapes?"
I thought that was funny. I just heard it today. I hope you cheer up soon :)
2006-06-12 00:01:03
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answered by ☼Grace☼ 6
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maybe you should keep a journal, and wright in it every night expressing how you feel. you should get a joke book, and talk to your mom about how you feel.maybe this problem will turn out to help you , because everything that we go through as kids creates who we are in the future.
2006-06-12 00:00:11
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answered by Anonymous
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i gota hand it 2 Renne u got me!!!!!i might try those on my friends.and 4 Kashia just try to i dino be happy that u r alive.i know that it seams like you r always going to feal this way ,but just give it some time.or you can find a support group,like a church or talk to some one at your school like the principle or just your favorite teacher!!!
Good luck.God bless
2006-06-12 00:26:03
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answered by ? 3
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you r right this is not phase. U need a friend like me.
2006-06-11 23:48:47
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answered by friend 2
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be glad you are alive
2006-06-11 23:31:34
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answered by Christy 4
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