Tombstone Humor but true?

Question

Here lies a person without peace that has commited so many stupidities.....and lasted a long time from 1898 to 1997.//Dead here and dead for ever...for flatterer;flattering his superiors,hoping that he never rest in peace.//Tombstone humor but true//.Rest in peace, to have help the needy with compassion.//Here lies a dead person in a route to hell for being a political fanatic'hoping that he gets there soon'.//Dead and forever dead lies a religion pastor for deceiving so many humble followers'for sure he will never rest in peace'.

Answer 1

eh???

Answer 2

I think its becaue this is answer number 4334 and if you add all the digits together you get 14. Add 14 to 60 and you get 1974. In 1974 people all of a suddenly got tired of Rock n Roll. They started going to Disco's. The bass beat of the disco music was so intense and the music was played so loud and there were lights everywhere. Well, this one guy sitting alone in the corner tapped his foot to the music. Then he invented dancing. Everybody just started dancing and then they would get hungry and go eat meatball sandwiches at 6 in the morning. So, as you can see, my disco dancing days turned me into a brilliant, very coherent, intellectual. Now I answer questions here, when I get home from my Garbage Man job.

Answer 3

Here are a few of my favorite epitaphs
As you come this stone to view
Remember I once lived as you
But now I'm mouldering in the dust
Prepare for death for die you must

Here lies the body of Susan Lowder
Who burst while drinking a Sedlitz Powder
Called from this world to her heavenly rest
She should have waited till it effervesced.

I hope you enjoy.

Answer 4

There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It's called your checkbook.
Knowledge is proud she knows so much; wisdom is humble that she knows no more. (Cowper)
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did. (Mark Twain)
You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.
We can't always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. (Franklin D. Roosevelt)
Be not simply good; be good for something. (Henry David Thoreau)

Answer 5

Here lies Cisco Lil.
Her position ain't changed.

(Tombstone from a hooker in 1800s Nevada)

Answer 6

My grandmother offered plots for our kinfolk, i've got seen the place i circulate to finally finally end up. you're no longer any monster, you're a human fabricated from the merciless stressors which you have experienced on your existence. Vengeance purely eats holes interior the bearer, the indifferent state of Texas will by no potential word your discomfort.

Answer 7

Gee, just like some of the questions and answers I've seen.....LOL I like reading old tombstones and you have shared some interesting trivia.

Answer 8

Here's one I saw in the big New Orleans cemetery. "By his wife's hand". Unforgettable.

Answer 9

Nice lol

Answer 10

biggest tombstone ever....or tiniest print ever

Answer 11

I told you I was sick!