Last night I was masterbating and I decided to jism (***) all over my manifold. Now my car wont start! Help me fix it please!
2006-06-11 13:36:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
next time screw the tailpipe
2006-06-11 13:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by Earthbound Misfit™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first, you have to clean the cheese out.
then, buy a new car, and use the old one to jism on all the nest times
2006-06-11 13:38:56 · answer #2 · answered by jazzmyn_girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? This is such a stupid question people are trying to help answer peoples questions u r juss wasting peoples time putting these kind of questions up. And F.Y.I its called GET A MECHANIC!
2006-06-11 13:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by I love my deer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time find a better place to do that like the trunk or back seat
2006-06-11 13:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got the starter all sticky. Try licking the sparkplug that will give you a jump start.
2006-06-11 13:40:11 · answer #5 · answered by railcar_exp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's the funniest think Ive heard in a while
2006-06-11 13:40:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you blew a head
2006-06-11 13:40:25 · answer #7 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masterbate again to break the spell...
2006-06-11 13:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by Red Dragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am surprised that you could actually find that little thing!!! Teenie weenie
2006-06-11 13:38:25 · answer #9 · answered by amoroushotmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your so moronic. this isnt even a real question!
2006-06-11 13:38:42 · answer #10 · answered by ♪♫jessy♫♪ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋