2006-06-11 10:56:33 · 4 answers · asked by finish_your_green_beans 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
A blonde called her boy friend and said help me i cant put this puzzle together.
Then her boy friend was like whats it supposed to be?
Shes like its supposed to be a tiger thats what is says on the box
Than hes like ok im gonna come over
So he comes over and he looks at her puzzle
he tells her hunny lets sit and have a cup of coffee and lets put the frosted flakes back in the box
lmaooo i almost peed in my pants when i heard that.
2006-06-11 11:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma head so small she uses cheerios for a head band
yo mamma so dumb she went to the movies and it said under seventeen not admitted so she went and got 16 friends.
yo mamma so old when GOD said let there be light she was there to hit the switch.
yo mamma breathe so bad she ate a tick tack and it jumped out and filed a restraining order against her.
yo mamma so fat she uses a vcr for a cell phone
yo mamma look like she got beat by a ugly stick
2006-06-11 11:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by reeseusps 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma's so old when moses stopped for directions she gave them
why did the blonde quit using her vibrator? it kept chipping her teeth
your momma's so fat she maks the talking scale cry
your momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma
your momma's so ugly your grandma gave strangers money to give her rides. and the strangers brought her back for a refund.
your momma's so old her sags need contractors
your momma's so ugly the statue of liberty says except your momma
Vin
2006-06-11 11:07:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah why do blondes wear knickers?to keep thier ankles warm....
2006-06-11 11:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by waveboy7675 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋