The Resume of George W. Bush
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
--I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol.
--I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.
My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY:
--I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
--I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
--I ran or U.S. Congress and lost.
--I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
--I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
--With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
--I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
--I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
--I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
--With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
--I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
--I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
--I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
--I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
--I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
--I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
--I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
--In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
--I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
--I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.
--I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.
More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
--I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
--I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
--I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
--I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.
--I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
--I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
--I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
--I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
--I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
--I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
--I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
--I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
--I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
--I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
--I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.
--In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
--I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical bunker Buster," a WMD.
--I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
--All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
--All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
--All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
**And I Think The US Constitution Is
Just A "GODDAMNED PIECE OF PAPER
"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
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2006-06-11 16:37:48
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answered by Anonymous
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Excuse me.....you are over the line. No soul, no morality, no sense and a bunch of haters, who are you to judge any of us???? Who sounds like the "hater" here? I support President Bush and sleep just fine thank you. It seems you think you know what is in my best interest better than I do, right? I have read some lame comments on Yahoo made by liberals or independents or whatever you are, but you absolutely take the cake.
2006-06-11 17:23:09
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answered by rosi l 5
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Have you considered the possibility that two equally informed, equally intelligent people, can come to different conclusions, after seeing the same evidence? People who support Bush are not necessarily, "a bunch of haters who vote against their own best interest," though I'm sure some are. And people who don't support Bush are also not necessarily, "a bunch of haters who vote against their own best interest," though I'm sure some are.
It may be more productive for you to instead ask WHY Bush supporters support him.
2006-06-11 17:14:11
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answered by Thisisnotmyrealname 2
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I have good morals and a good soul so I am told. Really good common sense too....and I even have better things to do with my time than ask stupid questions. Like sleep real well at night.
P.S. Oh, also, we haven't had an attack on The United States since 911, because he is in office......that helps me sleep a lot better.
2006-06-11 17:15:16
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answered by Supermom 4
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Bush supporters don't sleep at night. They are out all night looking for blood. They sleep during the day when everyone else is thinking.
2006-06-11 17:10:07
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answered by Mari D 2
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aight, rabbithelle, listen here. bush sucks, plain and f'n simple. bush supporters probably sleep at night because theyre a) old people- sleep is what they do, b) stupid, they dont know any better, or c) theyre kkkonservatives, they have no soul.
i wonder if willow can give them one...(inside joke, you wouldnt understand)
btw- jmminnc, i dont get everything from "pop outlers". unless you count the news, newspapers, books about bush, the internet, common sense, ect.
Edit- Alright Mr.rabbithellfoxheaven. I have a serious monkey on my back right now, and it is about to get off and run rampid!!
First off, I don't appreciate people who e-mail me just to piss me off. Period. If you've got the balls to tell me how to use my first amendment, you should have that same pair available when I ATTEMPT to reply.
Second, it is one thing to like a president on your own opinion, but it is another thing to flame at someone who hates that particular president. Bothers the hell out of me. So, you spit your opinion, and I'll spit mine. But don't spit your opinion and end the spitting contest, because that is what I like to call the "castrated approach".
P.S.-The "Willow" reference was a reference to "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". Any Buffy/Angel fans are free to explain that to this here jackass!
2006-06-11 17:28:06
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answered by The Man of Steel 4
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We're able to sleep at night because he is our president and we know he'll be doing his best despite the polls to keep us safe, not flip flopping on his opinion on the war every two seconds, trying to win an election. If there was even a possibility there were WMDs somewhere I couldn't sleep at night, knowing we weren't safe.
2006-06-11 17:46:48
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answered by upcoming_author 2
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They don't sleep at night, they stay up all night trying to think of things to blame on Bill Clinton and they are real busy defending George Bush, I wonder how they will feel when he is shipped off to the Hague to answer for his war crimes.
2006-06-11 17:34:06
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answered by Anonymous
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I sleep very well at night knowing that our President is doing his best to confront the problem of Islamic terrorism that ol' Billy swept under the rug. How that is against my own best interest is beyond me.
2006-06-11 17:20:26
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answered by Chris S 5
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I slept about 8 1/2 hours last night, thanks for your concern. Instead of selling hate, and I can see by most of the answers, your supporters are clueless. Send W an email giving him a good suggestion instead of name-calling and bashing. Who knows, you might wind up sitting next to Laura at the next State of the Union Address.
2006-06-11 17:17:33
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answered by sean1201 6
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I sleep good,I don't have to worry about terrorist breaking into my house or trying to steal my rig!Thanks to President Bush and his Administration that I helped vote in for the second time!
2006-06-11 18:08:12
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answered by Anonymous
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