have you ever peed somewhere you shouldn't have (for ladies)?

Question

haha any funny stories

Answer 1

Too many times, too many places. LOL

Answer 2

When I was little my mom was in the dressing room at Target or Pamida something like that and was taking forever. I must have been about four. I told her before she went into the dressing room I had to go. She wouldnt listen to me. It got to the point where I couldnt hold it anymore and peed right there in the corner of the dressing room waiting room.
I do not think anyone ever found out but I still remember that from time to time LOL...
and I always remember it when we are shopping and one of my children tell me they have to go! I definitely take them seriously!

Answer 3

A co-worker and myself, (both early 40s) were on assignment to visit various schools for registering students for local transit - very hectic mornings for set up and then little time before the kids started rolling in...we were so desperate to get to the ladies room and couldn't find any staff, the halls were deserted as the kids were in class. We finally spotted a rest room, ran in, etc. As we both met at the sinks to wash up, we spotted the urinals!! We had run into the 'BOYS' room! (YIKES!) We spent the day doing a lot of snickering to say the least.

Answer 4

just last week i went to a lawn party/carnaval the portable potty was really gross so I went behind a evergreen infront of the parking lot..it was 11 pm really dark ...and there where only a few cars left ...we where far way from the crowd so... i made my husband , his friend my son wait while I peed...after all they where men they had already done there duties.... I got my jeans down and squated...I find it hard to just go so I was in the posistion for a few seconds and just as I started to pee...the one and only car in the parking lot nearest us cut on ...high beams shining right through the tree when I scrambled to get my pants up...I waited to finish after I got home

Answer 5

I think this was like a month ago. I had just gotten off the train and was heading back to my car and I couldn't hold it anymore so I just opened the passenger door and the door behind the passenger door and squatted and peed between the 2 doors, lol. It was dark so I doubt anyone saw me!

Answer 6

I was locked out of the house. So, I went in the garage and peed in a bucket. I also peed in a Slurpee cup in my mothers hallway.In the apartment building where she lived. I stopped there just to pee and she wasn't home. So, I was desperate. Thank God ! No one came out of their apartment a saw me!

Answer 7

I was waiting for the bathroom at a grocery store. There was a woman out there waiting for her daughter to get out. She said I should go into the men's room and she would look out for me. I totally turned it down, and decided I could wait. Turns out, I couldnt =| I peed standing right there. Well, when I was done, I walked out of the bathroom and out of the store. I never found out her reaction...

P.S. I think I was around 8.

Answer 8

Well yah. When you drink out doors, that usually means you have to use the bathroom out doors as well. Hehe.
When I was a teenager, I used to drink on the train tracks(they weren't active) with all my friends. We would say, Women to the left, Men to the right, just in case someone went the wrong way and saw our butts! Haha. It became a habit to bring out a bunch of tissues because we knew that we were going to be drinking.
I remember this one time, my friend and I were looking for a bathroom and a sign said to go downstairs. Well the bathroom was locked and my friend just couldn't wait any longer! Down went the pants, right in that hallway. Ha! Man that was funny.
A few other times, being outside, I would rather go in the woods then use a nasty portapotty...those things are sooooo gross!! I'm trying to think of more funny stories...hum....
Alright, this is gross, but hey, you asked for it....
I was hanging out with a guy for the first time at his place and I drank waay too much tequila. I totally passed out and in the morning, I guess I was dreaming of using the bathroom, but I was actually in bed going to the bathroom. Most embarresing moment EVER!! I thought he was going to be grossed out and never want to hang out with me agian, but later that same night he asked me if I still wanted him to go to the mall with me. We actually dated for a few months after that!! So I guess it wasn't the worst thing that could have happened, but I know alot of guys wouldn't have dated me if I peed in their bed the first night we hung out. HAhaha!! Ooops....
Can't forget about that time I was at the bar and my cell phone rang, so I went outside to answer it. While I was talking to the guy that called, I told him I really had to pee, and he told me to go in a bush! Ha, I was really drunk, so I did it. Apparently he was also peeing! Haha. Man, good good times...

Answer 9

yes, in the men's room which turns out to be illegal in New York! But i love the look on the guy's faces when i come walking in with my heels on and go into the bathroom and try to take a peek at what the guys are offering

Answer 10

No but lately I envy my dog when I walk her. She can squat and pee anywhere. There are times I wish I could do that because God knows I've been out and about and couldn't find a restroom. If we could just squat and pee outside somewhere that would be great

Answer 11

yea...I was probably 6, and my parents got pulled over while we were on some stranded mountain somewhere in AZ. They got sent to jail on the spot, my bro and I had to go with some other cops. I had to pee real bad too, the cops had me pee in between the cop doors, squatting, on the side of the road. Damn wonderful.