please talk to me! im bored.... :[
2006-06-11 08:35:20 · 15 answers · asked by foo-foo bunnie 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I try.
:)
2006-06-11 08:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Human Rights Activist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Bordom doubt and discomfort!" Search the "humor of Adi DA" and/or go to a busy street corner and try to sell people dollar bills. Its funny, you're funny---only boring people get bored, go to the joke section on here, call and tell one to yo mamma. You're funny looking. You're head is a mis-shapen pumkin."You cant get there from here", join Myspace under a bizzare assumed identity and make friends......go to an old folks home and tell jokes, do a little show. you will be a hero..answer the most desperate questions on here with lenghthy heart-felt compassionate humorus responses...........have sex....
2006-06-11 08:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by soulsearcher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a cowboy and a biker on death row in jail. The execution was to be held in a gas chamber. The biker and the cowboy were to be executed on the same day. The executioner ask them"do any of you have some last requests"? "Yes" said the cowboy. "Could you play the song "Achy Breaky Heart? It is my favorite song and I'd like to hear it as I die." "OK" said the executioner, then has asks the biker what his last request is and the biker said "Yeah, Execute me first!"
2006-06-11 08:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by songbird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi
2006-06-11 08:47:40 · answer #4 · answered by jackboyd77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in 1802 there was this old hag that was born she started off the very first day farting and she is still going very wellshe is now 102yrs of age.would you like to have as a grandmother she comes very cheap.stink like hell but nice.please don't give this damm old bag any milk
2006-06-11 08:44:11 · answer #5 · answered by fartman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jerry Seinfeld, John Stewart, Chevy Chase.... This girl my sister knows is also friggin hilarious.
2006-06-11 08:40:11 · answer #6 · answered by MED_SCHOOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sunday afternoon - everybody on yahoo answers now is probably bored!
2006-06-11 08:48:46 · answer #7 · answered by Naomi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Top Gear, its absolutely hilarious!
2006-06-11 08:48:12 · answer #8 · answered by babaloo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two guys walked into a bar, then hahahahaha one asked the bartender hehehehehehehe (I can't go on - I'm rolling on the floor). :D
2006-06-11 08:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by Terri C. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah,
Funny, i will show you funny...
Actually I can do better than that...
Check out my 360 site, then send me an e-mail.
-Dio
2006-06-11 08:38:40 · answer #10 · answered by diogenese19348 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would a funny person want to talk to a boring person? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
2006-06-11 08:39:01 · answer #11 · answered by huhwhat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋