2006-06-11 08:21:10 · 3 answers · asked by Michelle 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
well, i was 15 and my bf who was 16 had this weird crap fetish, and when we were ******* he came, and then asked me to take a **** on his chest, so i did, and right as it was comin out, his mom walked in on us. i was soooo embaressed
edit: YOU DIRTY MOTHAFUCKIN BASTARD!! IM NO GUY!!! AND YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN GODAMNED DISHES!!!!
2006-06-11 08:32:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know one but it's not about me, it's about our househelp from india. Well, one day, his girlfriend (our former housemaid) visited him at our house and gave him a box full of goodies. Then somebody saw him munching on something, i think he thought it was a chocolate bar, to make the story short, it was a bar of soap! Another one was when we were at the airport, my brother and i were falling in line at the entrance then all of a sudden we heard a loud bang! It was him again, he crashed into a glass pane thinking it was a door! He's not with us anymore.
2006-06-11 15:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by duh?? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate to tell you but "cutie" is a guy. He is my roommate, and he poses as: lesbians, bi-women, old women, old MEN. ALL THE TIME...please ignore him, he needs to do the f-ing dishes.
2006-06-11 16:10:55 · answer #3 · answered by Flight&Fight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋