Hi everyone. What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you?

Question

If you'd like to add any other details then that would be fab. You know, like why you thought it was the weirdest thing and in what situation it was said to you. That kinda thing. Thanks and have a great day.

Answer 1

OK so here i go! I have really really really white skin, yes i no I could go tanning but i have a very high chance of getting skin cancer (it runs rapid in both sides of my family) and i just don't want to take the chance but anyway, i was volunteering at a nursing home and I had been there like 3 hours and this elderly lady comes up to me and says, "my, you have the most beautiful milky white skin! You are gorgeous!" well needless to say i am not gorgeous and my skin is quite milky but it through me off!

Answer 2

I was working in Scotland and went into a local bar, one local was standing at the bar, he was steaming drunk, a very large feller and he was looking for a fight.
I had just finished my pint of beer and thought I would have another, I stood up with empty glass in my hand to go back up to the bar.
As I stood the large Scottish feller took off his jacket and threw it on the floor, he yelled "anyone wants a fight, pick that up"!
What was I going to do ? I could have put my glass on the table and walked out, but I didn't , I walked over to the bar and asked for another pint, this feller was glaring at me all the time.
I started to chat to the bar man, the big Scot came lumbering towards me and put his arm around my shoulder, he told me he liked my accent and that he had a boxer dog, and that I reminded him of his dog!!
I thought all that was weird to say the least!!

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Answer 3

I grew up in Las Vegas, and you would not believe the number of people who asked me if 1. I lived in a Casino, 2. they have schools in Las Vegas 3. If I spent all my time gambling (I moved away when I was 20). 4. Is your mom a showgirl? Dad in the Mafia? People in England often asked me if we really have young boys delivering newspapers over here, which struck me as funny.

Answer 4

Some drunk wandered up to me on a street in Queens, NY and informed that that he didn't feel well because he only had three spleens left. Also, he said he just came back from a funeral for his friend who was in the hospital and had to be removed from his "life preserver". I wonder if the guy drowned.

Answer 5

I went to a palm reader when I was 16 expecting to be told all about my future.
Instead, she glared at my hand, made a face like she was terrified & told me "Never eat polish chicken's eggs".
That is all she said for an entire 2 hour reading. My friend was with me & she foretold all sort of things for her.
Spooked me out.

Answer 6

I was ironing a shirt at work recently and I said "This shirt strobes a lot." and was asked "Why, are you left handed?"


I knew a boy who, on leaving turned to each person in turn and said the noise of an animal, the resulting sentence being "Baa, Moo, ****-a-doodle-do."

EDIT: Oh come on Yahoo answers that's NOT swearing!!!!!

Answer 7

When I was working in a sweet shop "how much are the 1 pence chews."

When I was walking past a school a young lad walked up to me and asked me if his hair smelt funny.

Answer 8

That we where all created by a big giant super being in the sky and he loves everyone but one day soon he will kill us all apart from a few special people who he thinks are special.

Answer 9

"have a good life"

Friend of mine said that when we "broke up" from an innocent friendship. The situation was also weird, so no wonder that the comment was weird... but still!!!

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I find it just too dramatic now, not even weird! Hm. :(

Answer 10

"you are the sweetest thing that has ever happened to me," a girl once told me in tears. That was really weird, because I have always thought I am the worst thing that has ever happened to me