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2006-06-11 07:06:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Friends

would you like someone to say
"Look he's moving"

2006-06-11 07:07:41 · update #1

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I would like them to say: "What a waste of a plastic hefty bag."

What they will most likely say:

"About damn time."

"Does it have to be six feet or can we just leave him in the trash can."

"Bastard I told you this would happen eventually."

Yahoo Answers Staff will say:

"We'll do the same to any of the others that mess with us."

2006-06-13 10:25:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The purpose of the funeral is two fold it is a time for your family to greive and I believe it is also a celebration of your life and most probable people who attend will not have seen each other for ages . I would like them to go to the free bar I set up down the road andd swap stories about the time when....? And maybe the kids and family migth leave with a smile instead of a frown

2006-06-11 14:29:04 · answer #2 · answered by swapog 1 · 0 0

I don't want to be in a casket. I am shallow and I don't want to be an ugly corpse someday. So I just want to be burned into dust. That being said, I want them to say...

"Well, the shining jewel of our life is gone. Are we going out for tacos?"

2006-06-12 19:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd want them to say that the body looks like me. Pretty much every funeral that I've been to, they did the make-up horribly. I'd actually like my face to look right when I'm in the casket. I think it makes the good-byes easier when the deceased looks like themself.

2006-06-11 14:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by Velken 7 · 0 0

How I detest the whole viewing scenario. "Didn't he look good," and "he was such a good man," are two they better not say...as I am dead and you called me a s.o.b. when alive. My idea is to have my lips stitched into a smile and have my middle finger of one hand pointing skyward. Might be interesting to place something else in my pants to make it appear to be pointing skyward also. Nothing like having the last laugh.

2006-06-11 15:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by Sanitizer 6 · 0 0

Since I plan on being mummified, they would not get to see me and the sarcophagus. But I would want them to say at my wake whatever they feel, I would not want them to cry, I would want them to laugh and smile and remember the fun things about me, the funny and silly things I did just to get a good laugh. All the good times they had with me. Mainly i just want to be rembered, it is only when you are forgotten that you are truly gone.

2006-06-11 15:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can't answer this, I wouldn't be in a casket or be having a funeral. I don't believe in this sort of thing. My body will be going to science.

2006-06-11 14:10:08 · answer #7 · answered by teambargain 6 · 0 0

I want them to say that I was an honest man that loved his family, and loved to work. I want them to say about me, that I gave it all, for them! That would be the highest compliment they could pay me!

2006-06-11 14:17:10 · answer #8 · answered by olderbutwiser 7 · 0 0

She'll be back. My headstone is going to say : don't look now, but I'm right behind you. HAHAHA

2006-06-11 14:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by STACEY S 3 · 0 0

I would like them to say, WOW that guy had one hell of a small cok.

2006-06-11 15:10:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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