2006-06-11 05:39:55 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
dont bother i had the problem yesterday watching england my wife was asking to go shopping in the end she brought me some beers sat down with me watched the match then said if you take me shopping after footy i will let you f##k me senseless it worked wonders
2006-06-11 06:49:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 2⤋
You turn off the tv.
Be don't do that. Let him watch his soccer. It's the WORLD CUP. If he is a soccer fan then it is important to him and you need to respect that. It's not like the game lasts all day.
2006-06-11 05:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by stmmay87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab the remote and turn the TV off if he gets up at you say he's the one who proved this from happening by not paying attention to you in the first place. If you can't get the the remote, turn the TV off from the from the power buttom up front. If that doesn't work. Pull the plug, I'm pretty sure the plug is removable, riight?
2006-06-11 05:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by dotbrie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would just let him watch the game and then pester him later. Even if you succeed in getting him to stop ignoring you, he won't really be paying attention either. He will only be listening enough to know when to nod or say "ok". He won't actually absorb any of the conversation so why bother? Let him enjoy the game and have your way after.
2006-06-11 05:42:11 · answer #4 · answered by korbbec 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fall in love with the game,after all, most of the men playing soccer have great legs.
2006-06-11 05:45:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apart from walking in front of the t.v. very often, just to get some sort of attention. Try and seem interested in the match yourself, he will start talking to you but only about football. Men and football are connected like mother and child. I prefer him watching football when we are together rather than going out every night with his friends.
2006-06-11 05:48:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most men are capable of making love and watching football at the same time. If you kneel facing the screen you can even work out whether it's you or the game that's getting him excited.
2006-06-11 05:57:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a chance to watch something that he enjoys doing,end of the day its only 90minutes.Have you tried joining him yet,try that you might like it.I must admit i feel sorry for you this time of the season since we have the world cup.My sincere sympathy goes to you
2006-06-11 06:50:25 · answer #8 · answered by mashamplani 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your clothes off and stand in front of the TV. If that doesn't work, call one of his friends and ask him to come over and go to bed with you, I mean, do this while you are naked and use the phone while sitting next to your BF. Good luck.
2006-06-11 05:49:06 · answer #9 · answered by spudric13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you try pulling the plug on the TV? Pouring a can of lager gently and slowly over his head? Getting your own cardboard rattles from Tesco and giving them to the kids? Sitting next to him and acheiving orgasm loudly on your own?
2006-06-11 05:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the BJ while he's watching soccer. Sure he'll get distracted.
2006-06-11 05:42:57 · answer #11 · answered by Sicko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋