How do you sneeze?

Question

I do a very quiet sneeze, my other half says I sneeze like a mouse!

Answer 1

i sound like a horse neighing. no joke

Answer 2

I think sneezing quietly is not healthy. We need to sneeze the foreign particles out.

When I sneeze, I face the ground and away from people, objects, food or my own shoes. That way, whatever comes out does not contaminate things we may touch. At least the ground is dirty already where we step on with our shoes. However, if this is not possible, like in social gatherings, I use a tissue or handkerchief, whichever is available. Then I make sure to wash my face and hands right after.

Answer 3

I try to suppress my sneezes and sneeze almost silently, except if I am alone outside, in which case I let it blast.

Funny sneezes:

My dad. He gives an overexaggerrated sneeze. "Whhhhhaaaaaa-choooooooooheeeee!"

My friend Mary-Jane from college. She had blue hair and wore kitty ears. She would give this series of short, high pitched sneezes. People would count them. The average range was seven to thirteen, and it sounded something like "Chuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchu!"

Answer 4

Always a great big sneeze that can be heard in the next street - I can't help it but people think I do it on purpose.

Answer 5

I supress mine, which is a really stupid thing to do. I don't know what it is I do exactly, somehowe restrict the nostrils or something, but I just make a tiny tsck sound. You wouldn't even notice me sneezing, apart from the really strange expression on my face, and the wierd muscle spasms.

Answer 6

I say ahh-choo and then I usually sneeze on people. Bad habit; but it's funny.
My friend's sneeze sounds like a cough..

Answer 7

All kinds of ways, sometimes little baby sneezes and sometimes huge big daddy sneezes and sometimes somewhere in between.

Answer 8

Nope, no mousey sneeze here.....mine sound like I've got all of California's pollen shoved up there. au......au....au
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Some times my BF asks if I'm alright 'cause I'll have like 8 in a row.. good way to tighten my tummy and lose a few pounds...
it hurts after all that!
I hate the sneeze that's there and doesn't come. Your eye's get watering and I want to sneeze but just do a lot of au...au...au ---then nothing, then au...au....au! Don't you hate that?
I've got really bad allergies....oh well! Life goes on!

SmileyCat : )

Answer 9

Haha great..different question...My family & frnds say the same that I sneeze like a mouse...
Whatever, when I sneeze, I say Alhamdollilah (Thanks God)...This was not only practiced by Prophet Mohammad (PBUH), but also frm medical point of view, whenever we sneeze, we lost our breething completely for some seconds...thats why we Thank God to get it back!!!
Thanks,
Sumiya.

Answer 10

Some people have this. A former girlfriend of mine sneezed totally noiseless. She had trained herself as a little girl, since her parents hated noise.
For myself, I am quite normal and audible when sneezing.

Answer 11

Every time I sneeze, heads turn around, in trepidation, as if some dire happening is about to take place.