2006-06-11 02:03:34 · 9 answers · asked by Alice Chaos 6 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
well, sir, pancake syrup, scientifically known as syrupis maplis, has a higher psychic threshold than has a beaver, and although the engineering of a dam may give the illusion of higher intellect, this is just an illusion. For syrup, it is top priority to always be sweet, rarely go bad and never sour, stay fairly cheaply priced, and to be as gooey and sticky as need be while remaining runny enough to coat an entire pancake with ease. the pancake has definitely a higher evolution than a beaver, however without butter and pancake said syrups abilities become increasingly limited. Still, Pancacke syrup is way better than some beaver who builds a silly ol dam.the pancake syrup interacts with many other edible products as well as the digestive systems of humans, racoons, dogs, and any other scavenging animalwho happens to break open your trash bags. beavers do develop condos for insects, snakes, and other suck wild creatures, they do stop the migration of larger fish and make muchly needer rivers slower flowing thus harming our riverbeds and shrinking the width of the pathways at which our springs eject their water, allowing the springs themselves to get bigger and making less room for land animals. the pancake syrup gets my vote. how could anyone vote for such a criminal.
2006-06-11 05:56:09 · answer #1 · answered by Exodus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Canadians are on a beaver rampage. The dreaded maple tree beaver is reaking havoc on the pancake syrup industry. At this time the minestry of Syrup is investigationg alternative ways by which the beavers can construct their dams without destroying the maple trees. So far the beavers are NOT taking to particle board and plastic any more than the furniture industry is. So in the meantime, we'll keep searching for a solution. So for now....keep that syrup flowing! SWEET!
2006-06-12 13:50:41 · answer #2 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beaver dam engineering is done completely by mammals of a lower order (?), and pancake syrup (not even maple syrup) is engineered completely by mammals of a higher order (?!?). The reason beavers don't get fat from eating all that wood pulp is because wood pulp is a complex carbohydrate, and helps the body burn the extra calories. Sociologically speaking, beaver dam engineering provides living quarters for beaver families...no one lives in pancake syrup (hopefully).
2006-06-11 03:33:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pancake syrup represents the storming of the Bastille on July 14, 1789 so beginning the French Revolution.
The fact you mentioned beaver dam engineering in your question reminds me of a variation of a Freudian concept I call "ova envy".
These two vastly different concepts juxtaposed combine to describe the concept of interracial dating.
I don't think the research supports the idea. I think it is more indicative of mans desire to chew gum and pat his own head, while walking.
2006-06-12 18:11:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The beaver dam can create a mini-ecological niche to help a variety of creature.
Pancake syrup requires human intervention to create it.
2006-06-11 02:38:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, beaver dams are made of wood - wood is a carbohydrate.
Pancake syrup is made (traditionally) of maple tree sap, and is also a carbohydrate.
Too much carbohydrate makes people fat. But why do beavers not get fat?
2006-06-11 02:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by WhatAmI? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a sociological paradigm? Pair-a-dig-em.
2006-06-11 14:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like chocolate :)
(sorry this question's too much for my little fishy brain.)
I prefer syrup to dams though. Much tastier, and it doesn't hurt my head if I crash into it!
2006-06-11 07:12:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how much change do you have
2006-06-11 23:20:32 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋