2006-06-10 23:56:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
"you've impressed me and it takes a lot to impress me... hey wow, look! a BLUE CAR!!"
--homer j. simpson
coz the simpson family rock
2006-06-11 00:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by bannahan 2 · 14⤊ 5⤋
"I was wondering whether there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark."
This is from The Office. It isn't so much the quote (which is much funnier in context) but more the look that Tim gives the camera.
If you don't know what I'm on about then watch The Office, it is hilarious!
2006-06-11 11:58:01 · answer #2 · answered by guest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now don't take this one seriously, "kiss me where I can't."
Saying it just annoys others. And it's better then swearing and still getting your point across too.
Have you ever heard it before? It's been around for a long time now and keeps moving on too.
2006-06-11 07:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by fedupmoma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I set out to become the greatest philosopher in the world, but mercifully laughter intervened."
Is that silly enough?
hahaha
2006-06-11 07:21:28 · answer #4 · answered by Shining Star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is like an ice cream cone. You just have to learn to lick it.
2006-06-11 07:00:53 · answer #5 · answered by paulma_99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im tellin yu to loosen up my buttons,
but I aint seen nothin!
2006-06-11 07:55:16 · answer #6 · answered by RACHEL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going out now.... I may be some time.
Didn't Capt Oates say that when he left the tent when it was minus 50 outside.
Maybe "I'm going out now and I'm gonna freeze my own testicles off."
2006-06-11 07:03:34 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"If yall see anyone strange getting into a crop duster yall be sure and tell the authorities"
George Bush
2006-06-11 07:00:24 · answer #8 · answered by Gemma C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil's got to be lead.
2006-06-11 09:12:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm a Derek. Dereks don't run." from Bad Taste. Just because I know a couple of Dereks and they do indeed run...
2006-06-11 07:12:29 · answer #10 · answered by Jen_Greebo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a poet and don't even know it..my feet show it they're "long fellows" :P
2006-06-11 11:15:40 · answer #11 · answered by spoiled_sweets 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋