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you know what i do, i buy a pack or grab a handful and strategically place them all over the house. there's one in the kitchen by the stove, one in the living room on the t.v., one in the garage by the incense, one on the outside "porch thing", one in the bathroom, 3 or four in the bedroom etc. it works, if that's the designated spot for them. another rule is the lighters are not allowed to leave the room they're in

2006-06-10 23:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You haven't been out with my husband, have you?

If so, I know very well where your lighter is.

He has this tendency of stealing everybody's lighters, and still he can't never find one when he needs it.

2006-06-11 08:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Codrock 4 · 0 0

Get the BBQ lighter...its the best backup lighter.

2006-06-10 22:33:55 · answer #3 · answered by rxqueen♥ † 6 · 0 0

I think U already don't need the lighter, U r just in that proper state of mind....!
Have a nice day...
;-)

2006-06-10 22:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by TheOnlyFunkyDude 3 · 0 0

Use matches....they don't seem to disappear as easily as lighters...ask your mates they probably pinched it

2006-06-10 22:37:20 · answer #5 · answered by Dolphine 2 · 0 0

Be sensible tie it to a piece of string & hang it around your neck.

2006-06-10 22:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Check the pockets of the people you were LAST hanging out with.....

2006-06-10 22:33:51 · answer #7 · answered by Kittie_Nash 5 · 0 0

Get one of those little butane torches they are harder to loose. If you sit on it your a$$ will know.

2006-06-11 01:08:28 · answer #8 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0 0

Its in your garbage disposal because you dropped it in your soup.

2006-06-11 11:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0 0

Check your @ss you might have sat on it!

2006-06-10 22:33:52 · answer #10 · answered by lovemykalli 4 · 0 0

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