I want to destroy the planet... any ideas how I could accomplish this within the next 3 months?

Question

I think I am evil...and I enjoy being malicious and evil... and as an evil person I believe it is my job to destroy the world... I just need some ideas!

Answer 1

Do you have any terrifying super powers? If not, that could be tricky. In "The Forge of God" by Greg Bear, a race of planet killers destroyed the earth by causing a pair of meteorites - one of matter the other of anti-matter - to burrow into the earth until they met in the planet's core and mutually annihilated each other, causing the planet to explode. So if you have access to technology for creating anti-matter, you are off to a good start. Just out of curiosity, have you given any thought to what you will do after you have destroyed the planet, or are you planning to perish with it?

As to George Bush, I'm sure he'd destroy the world if he had the means, but somehow I think he lacks the intelligence to pull it off! He's not exactly Lex Luthor you know!

Answer 2

Well. This is the almighty superplan, but i'll let you in on it because you sound completely sane posting that question here:

First off: You befriend the American president. Encourage him. Tell him everything he does is wonderful. Feed him grapes if need be.

Second: Don't shower for a week and hang onions from your neck, go into all the malls, and say, 'ALL PRAISE TO ME THE MIGHTY SUPER MOUSE GOD', and make sure you are wearing a piece of underwear on your head. It might not be the lead up to world domination, but it will surely start people panicking. And eventually dying of course. Maybe not the most noble deaths, but you'll get some people falling over balconies from hilarity at the least.

At this stage, the planet will be in panic. Or at least 100% of America will be.

The rest, because i'm evil...is up to you.

Answer 3

Best question ever! You should get 20 points just because. For the Bush bashers- it would be better to kill Bush so Cheney would take over and make War with many. He makes a much more convincing Anti Christ. But for the decadent I say invent a drug more addictive than crack, more erotic than XTC, longer lasting than Viagra, more empowering than steroids. Most of us will die from angina in your 3 month time span. And go out with a smile.

Answer 4

the guy who said promote religions is on the right track ,and you do not need to worry about destroying the planet ,millions of people are already working on that for a hundred years or so ,

and together if nothing changes ,they are gonna make it .one more ,like yourself is not gonna make much difference to the speed of the destruction

Answer 5

Hi, George!! Just keep our course of using fossil fuels for everthing, and don't do anything about overpopulation, and let immigrants come in and mess up the US our last beacon of hope and the world will destroy itself.

Answer 6

Well first, you need some freaking sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads.

Work with me on this people! Throw me a damned bone!

Then, you need a moon based laser (OK, so we are stuck on lasers here), and some hot chick needs to sacrifice herself to stop you.

Then you just guide a large asteroid into the planet. Not like it has not been done before.

-Dio

Answer 7

i happen to think that not destroying the planet would be the malicious thing to do
come on, the human race invented peanut butter and jelly in one. need i say more?

Answer 8

Support Bush.It might take a little longer than planned, but you'll get it done.And i'll be the forces of good.I'll be thwarting you the all the way.MAy the best man win.

Answer 9

Go f uck yourself, idiot. I've never met a malicious person who came out and said it. Give up the act you piece of sh!t.

Answer 10

First thing u need to do id form a team, then u call me to be a member of that team and we'll together destroy the planet.

So what u say...............

What are u waiting for then............/?