Yuck.
2006-06-10 21:14:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
yes i sharted the other day in the car on accident..........first time.........i was sooo embarrased walking into my husbands parents house like that so i could change into his moms pants.................:/
2006-06-10 21:17:45 · answer #1 · answered by smoochy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Before you go out for the night with a group of people,
it's important that you establish a hand signal that anyone
could do, that indicates to everyone "I just tried to fart, but
ended up crapping my pants. We need to go right now!"
I suggest the signal be one index finger held up and moved
around quickly in a circular motion, followed quickly by a
thumb jerk - like an umpire calling a player out.
It's really comforting knowing that you can leave immediately
AND NOT HAVE TO SAY OUT LOUD , "I crapped myself."
2006-06-18 02:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by norcalirish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can go you one better. I sharted my bed once. It was after drinking a cocoanut/peach drink that made things... well loose would be a charitable description. Anyway, I let one go and the liquid (mostly) actually went through my boxers and into the sheets. I had to wash them at five in the morning, just when I was ready to go to bed. My roommate was not pleased.
2006-06-11 04:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Guelph 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surprise Surprise! yeah yuck....
2006-06-11 04:17:20 · answer #4 · answered by MC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you ever farted and it was just gas? this one time i thought i had to fart and a huge turd just squeezed out of my *** and fell down my pant leg onto the ground. then this chic picked it up and ate it. it was awsome. instead of a milk mustache, she had a turn-stache
2006-06-11 04:44:36 · answer #5 · answered by mrwonton06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it happens and thats really a very bad situation.Suprisingly. yuck!!!!!!
2006-06-11 04:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by diya vallya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's called a fart!
2006-06-11 04:17:18 · answer #7 · answered by just_me_thinking_&_smiling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I, personally, have not been "graced" with such an experience. But, my fiance and his friends have and they call them "spritzers". Yeah....yuck.
2006-06-11 04:28:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHARTING!. . . . I am 28 yrs old, and I just learned that myself about 6 months ago when my bf told me about it. It was hilarious!!
2006-06-11 04:22:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup and I made my underwear pitch brown
2006-06-16 19:14:21 · answer #10 · answered by MICHELLE J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋