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i saw it on a web site i would post it but dont remember it...lol but they were showing home made masturbation toys and they showed one useing a melon or a canalope... and cut is hole in the center smaller than u penis but not to small..lol about as long as ur penis... and then use a pin and poke a hole throw the other side and put ur penis inside of it cover the hole as u are pullingout someign about feeling like a BJ...lol.. hope this helps..lol

2006-06-10 18:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by sweetgurl79_2000 2 · 2 1

Read ur question again are u sure that's a good idea?? ur trying to spice up masturbation. ur talking like ur hand is ur lover. That's not good. I know the say practice makes perfect but maybe ur practice'n too much, if u need to spice up masturbation when it comes to actual sex what then??

2006-06-11 11:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by Pumkin 2 · 0 0

NO! NOW FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY GO TO A SEX ORIENTED STORE AND BUY SOME ITEMS TO BETTER HELP YOU SERVICE YOURSELF.

I DO NOT RECOMMEND ANY HOUSE HOLD ITEMS. YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF. DO NOT USE FOOD EITHER. FOOD IS TOO EAT. NO PETS PLEASE.

SERIOUSLY YOU CAN NOT IMAGINE ALL THE THINGS THEY SELL OUT THERE. YOU'D BE SHOCKED AND APPALLED. I WAS. BUT HEY, YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR BUSINESS, SO GOOD FOR YOU, INSTEAD OF SLEEPING AROUND.

GO ON LINE MAYBE YOU'LL FIND SOME SITES THERE. IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO EXPENSIVE. AND IF IT IS REMEMBER YOU'RE WORTH IT!

2006-06-11 02:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You know those little vibrating toothbrushes? I've heard those work well with a little bit of that KY that warms to the touch. I don't know if that's what you were lookin for, but GOOD LUCK! lol

2006-06-11 01:42:19 · answer #4 · answered by JennWinn18 1 · 0 0

sweetgurl79_ i just saw that on Saturday Night live tonight, some guy got his d*ck stuck in a watermelon. it was in a segment called Appellation emergency room.

2006-06-11 04:17:09 · answer #5 · answered by Ganesa 3 · 0 0

Remind me not to eat fruit salad in that last guy's house! Ever!

2006-06-11 02:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Electric Back Massager on the testicles...

You can also try tantra...

2006-06-11 01:44:48 · answer #7 · answered by cute_valley_boys 3 · 0 0

note to self..dont touch anything in your house!

2006-06-11 01:37:39 · answer #8 · answered by hatingmsn 6 · 0 0

use a soap

2006-06-11 05:52:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cocobutter

2006-06-11 01:41:44 · answer #10 · answered by Amy T 1 · 0 0

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