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They sell glow in the dark condoms,just buy a box of those

2006-06-10 18:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not only would you have a 'hard time' getting that off of your penis I believe the effect you are looking for would be a moot point. Forget the penis painting and go paint a picture if its attention you want from women be a clown in the circus don't hurt your body. Paint is paint man I mean come on there are other ways of getting attention this isn't it good luck and um mm happy painting. On paper I hope.

2006-06-11 11:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by rottenkid4560 3 · 0 0

I think if you did go to that extreme, she would run away from you as fast as she can. what on earth would a woman do with a painted penis, besides laugh at it.

Naturally, you don't expect to get any action... or is that the reason for painting it? because you cant get any action. Then of course you need to see a psychiatrist to find out why you have resorted to the lowest form of communication, to attract, pertrify, turn off, a woman, while making a fool of yourself..

2006-06-11 02:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by Barbara B 1 · 0 0

Yes! Paint it bright orange, add a couple of green dots and a couple of purple triangles, THEN tie a big red glow in the dark bow around it...be sure you don't tan on that day, you'll look so good stark white...now go for it!

2006-06-11 23:27:21 · answer #4 · answered by Gloria 3 · 0 0

Oh my god! Bright red penises are my favorite! Sometimes the blue are nice, too. Maybe try a rainbow effect... And the paint is really healthy for a woman's vagina...just make sure it's lead-based.

2006-06-11 01:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by zaya 1 · 0 0

Oh, yeah. That'll work. Spray paint the rest of your body a contrasting color while you're at it.

2006-06-11 01:23:12 · answer #6 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0 0

dude... not exactly a women's studies question...

Besides, though there is zoological evidence that brigt coloration is attractive to females in the animal kingdom, I think red would just make it look like you got too much sun.

2006-06-12 12:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by C S 3 · 1 0

Will you be hanging your penis out like some stud? (This is in reference to a male horse who can breed. I wasn't refering to you as a stud. I wouldn't give you that kind of ego boost.)

2006-06-11 22:17:25 · answer #8 · answered by turtle_express16 3 · 0 0

If you're trying to pick up women by flashing your dick at them I'd say you've got a big problem and will probably end up in jail very soon! lol

2006-06-11 01:27:47 · answer #9 · answered by bevl78 4 · 1 0

Paint it with fluorescent paint and it will glow in the dark....and that would make you very appealling trust me

2006-06-11 01:25:27 · answer #10 · answered by greeneyedaussie22 2 · 1 0

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