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I dunno...i still can't figure out why I got arrested the other night all I said to him was
Take me drunk officer..I'm home
I figured he would get me home and out of harm's way...darn pigs anway

:-)

2006-06-11 04:43:26 · answer #1 · answered by smilesfromred 5 · 1 1

OK, who spilled the beans? I am a good driver, I swear, officer.
Good drivers need to be defenders because they should be hauled into court for continually driving in the left lanes, always driving 2 miles under the speed limit, keeping 10 car distances between cars and having the audacity to smile at you and wave when you pass them.
Failing a smile, they glare. And any other annoying little habits they have by being good drivers.
I know just the court where they can try to defend themselves.....My Court.

2006-06-11 11:06:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No they are habitual non-offenders.

2006-06-11 00:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by fire4511 7 · 0 0

I never got a ticket in my life..
I do not wear a habit.
What am I?

2006-06-11 11:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0 0

What's with all this talk about our habits? That's nun of your business.




(hey....joking.....anything for a pun!)

2006-06-11 10:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0 0

no

2006-06-11 00:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by Annie Mae 3 · 0 0

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