how can i scare the heck out of my boys???

Question

i have done everything i can think of...the making the sounds to scare them,stories,exc....i even just tried recording a scary voice on my cell phone and hiding it in their room so when it went off they would be scared poopless....but i messed up by not switching it to only ring...i had it on vibrate and ring so they heard the vibrating first and then they saw it....HELP ME OUT...ITS GOTTA BE GOOD!!!!

AND THE WHOLE KNOCKING ON THE WINDOW IS TO PLAYED OUT...THEY ARE USE TO THAT!

AND ITS NOT SICK....ITS BEEN A TRADITION FOR YEARS...THEY SCARE ME ALL THE TIME...SO DONT THINK ITS SOMETHING BAD...

Answer 1

Use a baby monitor in reverse & hide it.. lol worked for me! Some scary costumes and wandering around outside at night past the windows works really well too.. BUT remember not to tell ANYONE! If someone else is with the kids & knows your doing this.. they WILL give it away. Worse comes to worse call Scare Tactics! Have Fun

Answer 2

wait until they are not home! get some tomato sauce or if ya want to be a real proffesional go to a dress up store and purchase some fake blood, tip it on the walls and all up the hallway, upturn some of the furniture so it looks like someone else has done it, pour milk on the kitchen floor, use some eye blush stuff blue and a little bit of pink and rub it into some visible areas of your skin and just before you know they are gonna be home call the police tell them that someone is prowling at the neighbours house and they need to check it out cause you really suspect something, then leave the front door ajar and go and lay on the kitchen floor, so when they walk in they will see the police on the way in and blood all over the walls the upturned furniture and of course you on the floor with bruises and blood all over you they will also see the milk too wich will make them think that you where in the fridge when the intruder came in.



Quick!!!!!!

Answer 3

After your next dinner, after you have cleaned the plates in the sink, turn on the garbage disposal and let it run for about 5 seconds. Fill the sink full with soapy water and place the fill sink plug in tight. Then, say "hmm..some food must be stuck in the garbage disposal. Place a couple of doggie bones down into the disposal for the sound effect and replace the sink plug tight. You will need a sink full of water for a good effect and to hide your arm. Try and make it look like you are sticking your hand deep into the disposal to remove the object and turn the disposal back on. When your kids hear the bones cracking in the disposal, begin to scream like you have never screamed before and attempt to pull your hand back. Do not look at your kids while screaming! Look the other direction. Really get into it and arch your back like you are really in dire pain. Take a ketchup packet with your hand that is supposedly in the disposal and squirt up to look like blood splatter. If you have a tiny restaurant squirt ketchup bottle, then that's even better! That way you can hide it in the water and really squirt some blood. Keep squirting the ketchup. But, if you can get some Hershey's syrup that's even bettertoo! Alfred Hitchcock used Hershey's syrup to make Psycho, and it really did look like real blood. Hopefully your boys will be terrified beyond belief, and if they approach you, belt out a hearty laugh and then douse them with either the ketchup or Hershey's syrup and yell "Gotcha!"

Answer 4

The trick with boys, is to make them do something that is bad, or think they have done something really bad. The whole lead up to you or mom finding out is the scariest thing around. My neighbor had a concrete statue of an angel in his back yard, it's head had been removed at an earlier time for moving. The head simply sat on an exposed piece of steel rebar, via a hole in the bottom of the neck. The boys were playing pine cone wars and generally running through all the neighbors yards, I had the youngest Aaron, (we call him the spy because he tells us adults what's going on, and works for us delivering messages) to call the other boys over to the statue and say that he saw Avree and Tyee knock the head off the statue. We sat on the other side of the fence as the boys placed blame, turned on each other in fear, and then talked about how to get out of it. We ended the escapade by walking around the corner, me and the other dad, and catching them in the act. Of course we set it up, we took the head off and placed it on the ground. The boys were shaking with fear afterwards, and genuinely thought that we would make them work off a new statue.

Answer 5

Wow the poor guy with a social disease that needed help got like 3 responses but you want help scaring the bejeezus out of your kids and you get like forty answers in two minutes... what's up with that? Anyway, the next time you are all driving together and they fall asleep (it works best if they're in the front seat) pull into a truck stop and park nose to nose with the biggest meanest blackest looking truck in the place and turn your bright headlights on and simultaneously honk the horn and scream at the top of your lungs with a look of utter terror on your face.... on second thought if you value your upholstery you better not. I did this to a girl I was seeing once, she didn't see the humor in it for some reason... we don't talk much anymore.

Answer 6

Hey, I know. Hide in their room. The room has 2 be dark. When ur boys come 2 the room. You scare them like a boo or a loud voice or yell. U must hide near the door inside the room, don't be seen and make the timing right.

Answer 7

I had the urge to ask why would anyone wanna scare their own kids, but why kill the fun eh.?!...well i used to scare my lil cuzzies with the whole 'zombie' routine...ill get em all to watch a a really scare zombie movie....then while their asleep at night, id get my stuff ready...some blood capsules, lotsa fake blood (u can make it with by adding some red food coloring to milk)...a meat cleaver (drench tht one in fake blood and add some ketchup to the sharp end and leave it to dry for a day or so..so it would look like real blood stains) moving on, dress up in yur regular clothes but rip em slightly, get some fake teeth(also do same thing as the meat cleaver, so the blood stains on it would look real)...next, is wht thts gonna sell this sh!t, intestines...get some fake intestines from a halloween shop or go buy some raw haggis...drench em all up in the fake blood, stuff em in a plastic bag and tie them under on your chest under some clothes...when its show time, pop into the room any way you want, grool, then continue to "cut" yurself where the plastic bag is with the meat cleaver so as to give the impression tht yur guts a fallin out...then yell suprice, tel em u love em and tuck em in bed...lol... i know its a bit sordid, but u asked for it..lol..

Answer 8

In the middle of the night, go in to their rooms with a mask that has blood on it. Now, if you can, get a mold of your head made. make it look like someone chopped off your head, and throw it on the ground in their room and they'll be like OMGWTF!!! Then, from your pocket, take out a "gun" (a gun that isn't a real gun, just looks like one), and time a firecracker perfectly to make it sound like you shot the gun out of the window. Then make crazy scary noises, and start swinging your axe. Then, pick one of your kids up (if they're light enough) and put them on the floor. Raise your axe like you're going to attack him, then take off your mask and laugh in their faces.



OH BY THE WAY only do this if they're like 12+, not like 8 or anything lol...Also, only do this if you really want to scare them, because they'll probably hate you for it for a little while =)

Good luck!!

Also, if you could get like a costume that is really, really, really scary (like a ghost, or something sneaky [besides a ninja]), you could walk around outside their window. Make alot of noise, then look into their window. they'll probably be looking at you, so make weird noises, loud noises. Then run inside and laugh...they'll be crying.

Answer 9

My dad scared my brother once SO bad, he's 26 and still hasn't forgotten. My dad hid in his room with a gorilla mask on his face and when my brother flipped on the lights my dad jumped out making gorilla noises. Have fun, by the way, i don't think it's mean like some other people do, what's the point of having kids if you can't have fun with them at least once in a while? :)

Answer 10

Do you have a railroad track close by? Tell them a story of the headless horsemen that comes every night at 12 o'clock at night. Or take them to a grave yard at night time that should scare them or tell them you are going to the store and pretend to leave them depending on the age they will want mom and dad.