2006-06-10 16:32:55 · 6 answers · asked by super-heroine 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
This is kind of Calvin and Hobbes-esque, but it'll work.
Our heroine is shackled to a wall by a psycho scientist and his lackey. He laughs manically as he holds up a syringe. "This will make you obey me! Muwahahahaaaa!" Our heroine is shocked and attempts to kick the psycho scientist in the face. The lackey holds her down. Suddenly a suppressed power emerges and she is able to melt the metal shackles! She promptly begins to round-house kick the psycho scientist to the ground and drop kicks the lackey into a window shattering his skull. She promptly manipulates the metal shackles that bound her to the psycho scientist. She does not kill him, she merely gives him a dose of his own medicine.
2006-06-10 17:49:58 · answer #1 · answered by Silver Snake 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well here's my answer even though I don't think you technically asked a question but rather gave a command:
Help me somebody PLEASE. I'm imbedded in super glue stuck between a fingernail bed and super-glued-back-on-once-broken pinky fingernail of a woman whose only redeeming qualities, or so she believes, are her nails.
I happen to be a shape shifting super heroine who can be anyone or anything she wants and that has gotten me into trouble before but this time.... Why oh WHY did I become a gnat just at the instant this fool broke her nail? There I was happily buzzing around, when I thudded into her head and in a daze fell onto her fingernail bed just as she glued her damn nail back on. Did she hear my screams? Of course not. Did she notice the tiny black speck under her nail? Of course not since it's painted some horribly booger green color. Do you know what it feels like to be trapped under a covering of booger green when the light shines on it? Oh that's never happened to you? Lucky you.
I am sending this message telepathically taking over the typing fingers of whomever is typing this on Yahoo answers. I've found in the past it's the quickest way to get help. I often do this to answer stupid questions without giving away the fact that I'm a super heroine in disguise. I don't have a name anyway. Why do I need one? Just to satisfy YOUR curiosity?
Please help me before this woman has to go to the bathroom and wipe herself. That would be just devastating and totally mortifying for me. If I don't die before then, I defintely will at that point. She can be found at..um...oh hell....what is the name of this trailer park again? I'm doomed this time...I know it....Well at least I have my memories....the best of which was when I was a bottle of rare French wine...oh the fondling I received....
2006-06-10 16:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by nquizzitiv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-17 23:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Nana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing that you're fishing for something with scanty clothing and bondage...
2006-06-11 07:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the points.
2006-06-10 16:34:19 · answer #5 · answered by v.ball_17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2006-06-10 16:34:53 · answer #6 · answered by pcpaula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋