2006-06-10 15:46:49 · 14 answers · asked by Kraljica Katica 7 in Travel ➔ United States ➔ Other - United States
What a lot of people don't realise is that the United States succumbed long ago to the grip of the mighty Canadian Empire. Like an octopus, Canada spreads its tentacles across the world and into countries on all six continents. The cultural, economic and political invasion of Canada throughout the world has been performed so subtlely that few people realise that Canadians call the shots in most matters of international importance. You are all at our mercy... whether or not you know it...
For example, if you play Bryan Adams' chestnut 'Everything I do, I do it for you' backwards, you will hear the message 'Submit, pitiful people of the world, to your new Canadian overlords' repeated again and again. All episodes of the Littlest Hobo and Degrassi High have subliminal messages lasting microseconds like 'Wayne Gretzky is the new messiah' or 'Thou shalt buy Molson products exclusively'...
So, yes, the time will come when the weak-willed Americans will succumb and allow us to take them over de jure as we already have de facto... And then the UK... and Japan... and the Turks and Caicos Islands... And then the world!
Mwa-ha-ha-haaa...
2006-06-11 01:57:32 · answer #1 · answered by XYZ 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Cute! But I hope you do realize that many of my compatriots think that you're serious and are probably planning a "counter" attack on Canada. This may all start tonight since (a) it's Saturday night right now so we can get on with it and still be done in time to go to work on Monday morning and (b) the entire country of Canada is now as loopy as a smoked beehive since the Oilers won their game tonight so they're ripe for the pickin's. (If the U.S. is smart, they'll wait until after 2 a.m. so we can loot all the Tim Horton's locations after the new doughnuts have been baked.)
Please remove your question or will you be personally to blame for the senseless killing of the tens of Canadians who will stand up to fight in battle.
2006-06-11 00:30:16 · answer #2 · answered by Tony G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Too many freeloaders and crooks. Canada only works for Canadians.
Well, maybe Canada could take Maine and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
2006-06-10 22:50:45 · answer #3 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny since the state of california's population is larger then the canadas provinces put together
2006-06-10 22:51:25 · answer #4 · answered by kc2irv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never happen. no way. never.
we're WAY to different & besides that, we Americans are amreicans dang it & we're gonna stay that way. (& canada doesn't seem like the type of country to invade our boarders)
there's loads of reasons why the usa becoming one of canada's provinves is simply ridiculous
*i apologize if anyone takes offence to this. i am a very patriotic person. i love my county and i'm very thankful for all of the freedoms i have
2006-06-11 02:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would be interesting. I've heard of canada joining the U.S. but not the other way around. it would make it easier for amaerican immigrants to come here.are you a canadian anr an american? I'm from canada. canada rules!!
2006-06-10 22:50:29 · answer #6 · answered by melb_222 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the question is, should canada be allowed to join the united states
2006-06-10 22:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. I like your mind. take a look at http://thebaldchemist.blogspot.com for a similar thought patern and loads of humour.
Take care and keep asking. 11th province indeed. Hee hee.
2006-06-10 22:52:59 · answer #8 · answered by thebaldchemist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-06-10 22:48:06 · answer #9 · answered by sk8r chick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your are high on crack, usa would stomp a mud hole in canada, maybe we shoud add you as the 51st state, does canada even have a military. canada and mexico should pay us homage to have their names next to the usa on map.
2006-06-10 22:51:18 · answer #10 · answered by Jrizzt J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋