Im not *trying* to be sexist or rude..i wouldnt want to insult the group of Stay-at-home mothers who have nothing better to do then to report my questions to death and send threating emails..no i wouldnt want to do that....but my dear wife..well whenever i go out in public with her it seems she is always trying to get away from me..so i was wondring if they make those toddlers leashes for adults too..
2006-06-10 14:51:09 · 16 answers · asked by Real-Italian-Stallion 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
everytime we go out she acts like she doesnt know me..like walking so far ahead or behind me or totally ditching me at gatherings and she is nowhere to be found at teh end..thats even if i can convince her to go..to add to that when she does go out with me she will wear big hats and scarves to hide her face....
2006-06-10 15:04:48 · update #1
NO, No, No, my friend. They did away with the 'wife leash' years ago, where have you been? That went out with the hula hoop. Check out the J.C. Penny catalog, there is a new item called the
'velcro vise.' This thing is awesome, you wrap it around your waist (yes they have x-large) and attach it to your mates waist.
The 'velcro vise,' will make you appear as a loving couple who
cannot stand to leave each others side. It is rather complicated
to remove, so that the little woman can't try and get out of your love grip. Sells for $129.99, but well worth every penny.
2006-06-11 10:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by Sanitizer 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
To funny as a stay at home mother i would never report a topic if it pissed me off i just wouldn't reply.. As for the leash go to an adult store im sure u can find somthing to make do but if i was you i would just thank my lucky stars anyone would marry me at all not only are you not attractive but you come across as a rude jackass.. Maybe your wife will read this and divorce your nasty ***.. Lose some weight and get a life
2006-06-10 15:21:58 · answer #2 · answered by Amy M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might be embarrassing her. Yes your pic does make you look a big large....but i have known some great large people. So, maybe you say silly things or you cannot make conversation with people. I know when i am trying to get away from people that is usually why i do it.
I honestly think that if you are asking about a leash for your wife well i would guess that you are saying "stupid" things without thinking how you are making her feel.
2006-06-10 15:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by Jade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey big fella, how about treating her like you appreciate her ? Like at home, bring her a cup of coffee, or make her a sandwich, ... hold her hand while in public and smile and wink at her.. Make her feel special so that she may do better and being a wife. Be the man of her dreams okay?
2006-06-10 16:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by dbzgalaxy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's trying to get away from you? Shouldn't that be telling you something, such as she doesn't want to be with you, especially in public? That's what it would tell me! As far as I know, it is abuse to do that to an adult, unless they are so mentally disabled that they need to be leashed for their own safety. That is the reason kids are leashed.
2006-06-10 15:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by honey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
provide the toddler childrens Dimetapp night time chilly syrup - Nap Time! provide the 8 12 months previous popsicles and sugary stuff then entice them to pass be around your mom's stuff. permit your mom take care of it. would not this 13 year previous have a cell telephone like maximum 13 year previous little ones at present? shouldn't they be off texting, ignoring particularly everyone around them, and listening to Taylor rapid & Justin Bieber? in case you could not shake the teenager...get a lock to your room which you would be able to lock from the outdoors, and ask your mom for the motor vehicle keys so which you would be able to pass to the typical public library to earnings. a minimum of it is going to be quiet there. yet another place to earnings is bookstores or espresso properties like Starbucks. you will possibly no longer have seen it yet technically you could pass to public components of school campuses. you won't be able to pass to classes you have no longer paid for yet you ought to use the library, e book place, pupil front room, or espresso save in the event that they have one. seem to interior of reach campuses for brand spanking new exciting places to hit the books.
2016-12-08 08:15:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you find out from her why she doesn't want to be around you when you are out.... I don't believe they make leashes for adults, however maybe if you buy her a 3ct diamond she will walk a little closer to ya...
2006-06-10 15:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by tweeterbird73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you think she is trying to get away from you when in public? Is it everytime you go out? Shopping? Parties?
2006-06-10 15:01:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get some cell phones for each of you then you can keep track of her ....if you lose her then phone her and ask her where she is. I really don't think she'd go for a leash.
2006-06-10 15:50:31 · answer #9 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but anything you could get she could get out of since she is probably smarter than a toddler
2006-06-10 16:00:34 · answer #10 · answered by mrsseifer736 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋