2006-06-10 14:39:29 · 21 answers · asked by Sanitizer 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
**apologizes to those who have heard this in passing**
I always tell people that I'm not a woman. Ok yes....I am a woman. I look like a woman, but I think God left out a few of the important genes. I hate shopping. I really detest talking about fabrics and swatches and decorating and crap. I can't stand gossiping. I'm not a tease and I really am turned off by overt flirtation. I own only a few pairs of shoes. I get ready in five minutes. And I'm always always on time.
I love football and talking about sports. I probably could recite more statistics on our Tennessee teams than Monitor could. He seriously didn't know the Titans even existed. *smack head on keyboard* I can't stand whiney women and I like for issues to just be approached, we agree its over and move on. I can't stand rehashing and rehashing and rehashing just to make the same point over and over again. You were right....i was wrong....we agree......lets move on! I play pool, I kayak, I hike, I watch hockey.
Guys get my jokes. Women just think I'm silly. Guys trust me with their secrets. Women assume I'll tell. Why? MOST WOMEN DO!!!
Yes....I'd make a great guy. I'm a woman through and through. But I often think my mind was programmed just a bit differently. I think this is why my best friendships are with guys. Or.....occasionally you are lucky enough to find a girl that is just like you. (Who knew it would be from Joisey of all places!!) lol
Go titans!
2006-06-11 09:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 9⤊ 4⤋
No , I don't think so
How in the world is it possible to close a friggen bra behind your back?
Do women have hinges in their shoulders or what?
And whats the deal with pantyhose?
Ever tried putting one on without tearing it to shreds?
Not to mention high heels...who invented them things...they are murder on the ankles.
And skirts...common...a wind blows and all hangs out?
No , I don't think I would make a good woman.
2006-06-11 12:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm sort of a tomboy anyway. But men tend to be expected to like, WORK and stuff, and I'm lazy. That and I have terrible aim, so if I had to pee like a man I'd probably get yelled at all the time. :P
2006-06-10 21:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by onyxflame 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Intelligent, Stable, Compassionate, Loyal and Honest.
2006-06-11 08:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by SeeNoEvil 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know I could probley be a good guy,and treat girls with respect and actually treat her like a preciuos diamond like she should be treated.But I like being a girl!but no periods man that be cool!what do u think?
2006-06-10 21:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Mariah™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I would not make a good man. I'm too skinny and I have no upper arm strength at all. But I give kudos to mrs.dynomite.... very good answer!!!!
2006-06-10 21:46:03 · answer #6 · answered by star dust 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if I'd be a good man, but I'd be a typical man. I'm perverted as hell and I don't understand women at all!
2006-06-10 21:53:14 · answer #7 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I think so. If for no other reason that to be able to stand at the side of the road or in a forest and pee standing up.....lol
2006-06-11 12:19:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I would not make a good man.I am too great at being a woman.
2006-06-10 22:09:58 · answer #9 · answered by DreamWeaver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think being a guy would be cool, now that I know women and how they think...except for the whole 'things swinging between your legs junk'.
2006-06-10 23:28:17 · answer #10 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋