What words do you use when you are upset instead of using profanity?

Question

mine are pooh & fiddlesticks.

Thanks to everyone for their answers.

Answer 1

I add the prefix fu to the next word. "That's fusgusting" for thats f-ing disgusing. F-ing words well. As well as shiznit- for the s word. I also used to use shieste (German for s***).

The best way is to use another launguages. When I get really pissed- I used "faflucten dun vetter" (f-ing bad weather). I heard that one from my dad when I was a kid and knew it was bad. When I learned the actual translation- I laughed realizing I was complaining about the weather all these years.

Answer 2

I often find myself saying (silly as it sounds) sugar cookies!! I have also used pooh, fiddlesticks, and killjoy. I am trying to watch what I say, so I don't offend other people around me.

Answer 3

My mother used to say fiddlesticks...a lot. I must've been a real pain in the butt when I was young.

Answer 4

Yippers, Gingersnaps

Answer 5

Aw Man! Dang! Darn! Dag! Shoot! Fudge! That Mother sucker! Oh Snap! Freak! Oh, H-E double hockey sticks! Dag-nab-it! That Sucka! That Fool!

Answer 6

sheeyut (instead of the "S" word or fudge (instead of the "F" word). The reason I didn't write a curse is because someone probably would've reported me and I don't fell like receiving some retarded e-mail.

Answer 7

Holy Cheesus!!

Answer 8

The one I use the most is "God Bless America". I have no idea why, it's just the first thing that usually comes out.

Answer 9

None I let the Finger speak

Answer 10

if you didn't know, the F word is an acronym. so my art teacher came up with another acronym to use during class in its place.
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