2006-06-10 13:11:42 · 19 answers · asked by garlic_n_wine 3 in Pets ➔ Fish
Jesus cuz Buddha would get worn out real easy cuz he's fat!!
2006-06-10 13:13:17 · answer #1 · answered by Loo 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Buddha. Buddha looks like a powerful man. Jesus is a slim man. I guess Buddha would win.
2006-06-10 13:16:26 · answer #2 · answered by Avtaar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you would have to believe there in Buddha and then you would have to believe that they would fight.
Assuming the first two are true then I would say Christ after all who went to the Cross for us? Who arose from the grave after 3 days? Who healed and fed the sick and the hungry did Buddha do any of that? I don't think so my money would be on Christ if I was a betting person.
2006-06-10 13:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by Firestorm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The girl that bet Jesus and Buddha would deside seconds later to talk it over at lunch with some nice green tea, lol.
2006-06-10 13:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by MindStorm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus all the way. Jesus killed trees, casted demons into pigs, and caused pandemonium in entire markets, not to mention that he had an incredible resistance to pain. What did Buddha ever do?
2006-06-10 16:19:31 · answer #5 · answered by musical902003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buddha. Buddha is big enough to make a decent Sumo wrestler and I don't think Jesus has Sumo skills. So yeah.
2006-06-10 13:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess Buddha would because, Jesus would turn the other cheek.
2006-06-10 13:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by angelw/brkwingcrookedhalo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno, but it would be the longest fight in history. They would probably spend a few thousand years just circling each other, with Jesus unable to decide which cheek to offer first and buddha debating whether or not hitting Jesus (the "lamb of God") goes against being vegetarian.
2006-06-10 13:19:31 · answer #8 · answered by smokingun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's my opinion that jesus and buddha are actually the same person...think about it - have you ever seen them together?
so, it would be kinda like fight club: buddha would be brad pitt and jesus would be edward norton...
2006-06-11 16:11:11 · answer #9 · answered by sammarlowe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buddha cuz he has a big head.
2006-06-10 13:16:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋