2006-06-10 12:32:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You must first use turban of wife, or closest female you can reach without dripping poo on the sandy floor. If no female is available, you must then use beard. If beard is not long enough to reach the poo, then you must use leaf of cactus plant. If cactus plant is not available, alas, you may use your turban. But dear God, it's a last resort!!! Says so in the Haji S-hit Spill Cleanup Manual ... section 2/ article 97.
2006-06-10 12:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by wormfarmer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the turbin is appropriate but why bother when his sh*t is gonna hit the fan anyways! KABOOM!
Someone should create a turbin with perforated sections for just this kinda thing!
2006-06-10 23:06:09 · answer #2 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May not be enough turbin as the whole pile is under it already.
2006-06-10 19:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by wolfman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would those low life **** heads even use toilet roll, they are that retarded and ****** up. It would not suprise me if they do not know what the purpose of toilet roll is for.
2006-06-10 20:22:00 · answer #4 · answered by tiger lilly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah turbin the perfect solution
2006-06-10 19:35:48 · answer #5 · answered by david_boldo3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, they're sh*theads, so I would think you could if you were a terrorist!
2006-06-10 19:35:54 · answer #6 · answered by Damned fan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think sandniggers use TP, but those turbans are miles long so i think it would be ideal.
2006-06-10 19:46:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, get the Sears catalog.
2006-06-10 21:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by Dottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do they use toilet paper??
2006-06-10 19:40:50 · answer #9 · answered by cat rat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use that - but it might be full of disease... like TB
2006-06-10 19:36:19 · answer #10 · answered by Ben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋