P.S. My end tables have no ends. What's up with that ?
2006-06-10 12:28:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What are you, Steven Wright?
I bought some batteries the other day, but they weren't included.
2006-06-10 13:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are going about it all wrong. You must buy a coffee grinder, see and that is where they get you, the add ons and accessories. But you need a coffee grinder, and perhaps a nice composite saw. Saw off small chunks of the Coffee table, grind in the grinder, place in filter of coffee maker, and brew. Oh you may also need the coffee maker, and filters depending on the level of archaism you project in your home life.
2006-06-10 19:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand over the table and look down on it. The leg in the top left corner is really a thermos filled with hot delicious coffee (cream, no sugar). FYI - Top right is tea and bottom left is hot chocolate. The bottom right is a decoy. Don't be fooled!!
Oh, and your end tables sound like they are defective. I hope you kept the receipt.
2006-06-10 19:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by Christina D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's false advertising! I just hate it when that happens. I bought a can opener once, but it didn't come with any cans! When I called to complain, they said that I had to buy my own cans! Ain't that a b**ch?! Now I'm searching for someone with a great set of cans to contribute to my lil' experiment.
2006-06-11 14:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well at first you should had been to a coffee shop and the the table store.
2006-06-10 19:39:43 · answer #5 · answered by saleem k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren't u just full of them. you're a crafty little pu*sy cat aren't u, herrrre kittty kitttty,
2006-06-10 19:31:45 · answer #6 · answered by nemraC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow the wit in Answers today just doesn't stop....
2006-06-10 19:32:36 · answer #7 · answered by skibumm0574 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Juan Valdez has it on his donkey.
2006-06-10 19:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my anus, hold your cup below it and i will gladly fill it.
2006-06-10 19:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLOL
2006-06-10 19:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by xeashuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋