Whoever can create the most intelligent and/or funniest analogy gets the 10. Be as partisan as you like, or as moderate as you like, I just want to read something funny and intelligent.
2006-06-10 11:43:53 · 12 answers · asked by Damn those pink elephants! 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
BUSH created the Iraq war,,, Zarqawi, dead or embalmed alive, no virgin getting terrorist,,, and a new Al Qaeda network,,,,Limbaugh,,, deaf or drunk, blowhard talk show ,,,, listener aborting, campaign paid nut,,,,, O'Riley, history error,, chasing tail or GITMO suicide seeking fool,,,, Delay, the hammer,,,could be Gay,, crooked,,, finally ousted, w/ Terri Shivo's 18X20 Photo over his desk,,,,Ann Coulter,,, Antichrist,,Reich wing wacko,,, black dress up to her asswearing,,, hypocrite,,,,, Kenny Boy,,,, Lay,,, jail bound,,, pension stealing greedy-bastard,,,,Cheney,,,w/gay child,,, neocon,,,, lying,,, no shooting side kick,,,
2006-06-10 12:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
Imagine.......
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter
scale hits Mexico.
Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are
injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't
know where to start with asking for help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control
the riots.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
The European community (except France) is sending food and
money.
The United States, not be outdone, Bush is sending two million
replacement Mexicans.
God Bless America.
2006-06-10 15:17:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
America, in mourning for her lost loved ones, took up with the new President Bush, who promised to take care of her and keep her loved ones safe.
Instead, he spent all their money and borrowed a great debt, alienated all her friends, and picked fights out in the world in her name.
America is sad, but not stupid. Someday, maybe soon, she will take a good look at what is happening AND THROW THAT BUM OUT.
2006-06-10 14:35:15 · answer #3 · answered by oohhbother 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush: I have a great IQ.I know how to cheat the Whole world with my truelies.what do you say Bill.
Clinton: well well Gorgey I thought you where finnishing the unfinished job of papa bush.
Taylor: But you told we will have free oil.and all what saddam owns.
Bush: then how could i be having greater IQ
2006-06-10 11:56:52 · answer #4 · answered by saleem k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He got confused on 9/11, and had flashbacks to when his father was at war with Iraq.
2006-06-10 11:56:54 · answer #5 · answered by se_roddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush: Weell, we din't find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Saddam took them to Iran himself by tunnel. We saw drag marks when we caught him. Kadafi has to tell us what he did with the weapons or I'm sure as hell will bomb his a$$ too.
And if we don't find them in Iran, we'll have to search Venezuela inext.
2006-06-10 12:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I preferred f*cking for virginity, but I think I got one up my sleeve.
Fighting in Iraq over the Saudi terrorist attacks is like castrating yourself to get rid of brain cancer. Or shooting the bus driver 'cause a teenager stole your wallet. Or, due to severity, spanking your daughter because your son knocked you out, ala reverse Tommy Hearns.
That's about it. Thanks for the opportunity.
2006-06-10 12:13:10 · answer #7 · answered by The Phenomenal One 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's like the big bully at school who can beat anybody up else.... but one day when he is napping a little guy kicks him in the balls....
he then goes around trying to show how tough he is by picking fights with anybody who remotely looks like a threat!!!
he wants to make peace by beating up everybody and anybody and enjoys making himself feel like the tough guy once more!!!!!
bush wants to make peace by attacking other countries!!!!! sounds like paradox no???
2006-06-10 12:05:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta get revenge on that mean man Saddam...
He tried to kill mah Daddy.
(Bush's famous
dog panting/head bobbing
heh heh laugh here)
2006-06-10 11:57:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it like an elephant stepping on an ant hill because a mosquito bit him
2006-06-10 11:46:41 · answer #10 · answered by drunkredneck45 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋