Don't give me any stupid answers either. I'm already into the potato salad.
2006-06-10 10:44:02 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
It may have already happened to begin process for asking Best Question, as I now see that one of my questions (and all its answers) have been removed from the site. This MUST be because it is so deep thoughtful and brilliant that it is being screened for the awarding of the award to the awardee: me. Oh, by the way, the question that is astounding the Yahoo Answer people polishing my award is this one asked just today:
Why Is This Stupid? (detail comment is:
You tell me.)
Let me know if you would like any of your problems solved for pay, as you have now realized all that is true in me and my potato salad.
2006-06-10 11:18:56 · update #1
First of all, you have to wait 24 hours before an asker can award best answer points. You might want to exercise a little patience.
Second, I doubt that any of your answers are going to get awarded points, especially since you tack on "give me the points now" to every answer.
2006-06-10 10:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by SurfinOnDryLand 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Probably never. Here is a list of your q's so far (17) st
Are You A Conversation Killer?
Isn't George Bush The Best Thing To Ever Happen For The Cause Of Terrorism?
Potato Salad Or Macaroni Salad ---- Which Should I Make Today?
How Do I Remove Potato Salad Stain From Shorts And Shirt And Wall And Computer Monitor And Keyboard?
When Am I Going To Get The Award For Best Question Asked On This Site?
How Intolerant And Tasteless Is This?
I Am Being Summoned By The Potato Salad Again: Should I Heed The Call?
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Now Who Is The Stupidest Of All?
Could I Be Any Stupider?
Coul You Be Any Stupider?
Is Liking Song "Highway To Hell" A Direct Route To The Hot Place?
Should I touch it or not?
What Do I Need To Do To Be Stupid Enough To Be Considered Republican?
Do Cows That Stand On Hillsides Really Have Two Legs Shorter Than The Other Two?
Why Haven't I Received Any Best Answer Points Yet?
Will I Now Go To Hell Because I've Been Reported For Gaming For Points?
Will God still love me if I eat some potato salad?
2006-06-11 03:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by Starreply 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charlie Tuna, didn't anyone tell you that, "...The Award For Best Question Asked," has already been awarded to one of the Mensa committee members. This gift is only awarded when the question is so intriguing that it requires a great deal of mental thought and not just the first question that comes to mind. Have you really given thought to your questions before they are posted? Try it for once. Good luck on your quest!!!
2006-06-10 18:19:50 · answer #3 · answered by Ms-No-It-All 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
hence the answer the trouble must be at your end!
2006-06-10 11:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by Robert B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't you be into the "tuna salad"? To get the award for the best question, you have to ASK the best question (and don't tell people what kind of answers to give).
2006-06-10 11:05:01 · answer #5 · answered by NannyMcPhee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear that they are going to have a special awards ceremony for you, next week, in Zimbabwe. If I were you, I would start packing.
Oh, and watch the mail for a ten million dollar check! It should be arriving this week. It has Ed McMahons picture on it.
Pls send me a pic of you and that trophy, too!!!
Congrats!!!
2006-06-10 10:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by treefrog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My advice is that you should stop asking it in every answer you post on this site (by adding it at the end of your answer). That's why you don't get any, people don't like this. Focus on giving real good and documented answers and the reward will come, be confident.
2006-06-10 11:06:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question, but not the 'Best' question. Keep trying, your on yur way to winning that award. Keep asking.
2006-06-10 11:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by Cabana C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freddy Mercury used to say: "don't try so hard". It's my advise too. And by the way: why do you need such an award?
2006-06-10 11:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by dan.cuteguy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you get up to level 7
2006-06-10 10:53:29 · answer #10 · answered by poetic_lala 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋