I'm up for any joke, though I'd prefer ones about Republicans.
2006-06-10 09:34:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Cheer up...I mean it. I know George Bush personally and I will find you and send him over to impersonate a President if oyu don"t....I am Serious. Don't make me call that ^&$%^ I hate talking to him.
2006-06-10 09:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Here's one for you. And it's true. My mom was a tiny little lady she only weighed 85 pounds. She would praise god like she was a giant. In church one day she was standing & praising god & all of a sudden she sat down real fast. We all wondered what had happend cause she stayed seated the rest of the service. After service we asked her what happend that she sat down so fast & she said that the devil had tried to make her fart during the service. We all still laugh at that. Heres another. A girl at work walked up & asked me the other day if the pinto beans we all had had to be cooked or planted. Heres yet one more. This friend of mine is a registered nurse & she thought that black guys were white between their legs until one day when she was 30 years old she had to give one a shot in the hip & she said she about died of embarrassment when she found out that yes they are black all over! My hubby is black & she told him about that & he rolled. Now for a republican funny. One time this old man & woman was walking up the street & both of them had mean looks on their faces & they would not smile or speak to no one & my dad said they were probably republicans.
2006-06-10 09:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by דְבוֹרָה Devorah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen Stephen Colbert's address at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner?
This is the funniest thing out there, total slap in the face for Shrub and Shrub-lovers alike.
The link is below.
Enjoy!
2006-06-10 09:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i found this one from a website. i thought it was pretty funny :)
Bush and sex.
Much has already been published about the sexual preferences and notorious behavior of former President Clinton.
However, little has been reported on the sexual practices of the current Commander-in-Chief. It has recently been learned that the President and Mrs. Bush only make love with Laura Bush on top since George W. Bush can only f**k up.
2006-06-10 09:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't want a cookie. I want people to stop going, "OH boohoooooo, I'm so sad." *cries and flips emo hair* If you got a reason to be sad, I'm betting it's not going to be helped by a republican joke.
2006-06-10 09:49:05 · answer #5 · answered by carneyz R Scary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i'll make you laugh the cookie better be chocolate chip
my fiance tell me the reason bush has the dumb look on his face is monica is under the podeium giving bush oral sex
2006-06-10 09:39:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one man was in a boat and suddenly the boat started to hit an ice cube and the man said "oh god help me "and one man came with an motor boat and said "quick come in this the boat is going to crash" but the man said "no no god is going to save me"and than 2 man came and he said the same thing and finally the boat crash and he went to heaven and the man said to god"god why didn't you help me"and god said "you stupid man i've send you 3 motor boat just for you" THE END i hope that you like it
2006-06-10 10:38:40 · answer #7 · answered by bla bla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shut up no one wants to hear a bitter person
2006-06-10 09:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by the_response_king 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush's favorite game?
Kill the Iraqis.
"If you teach a child to read,
he or her will pass a literacy test."
That is a quote from the American Idiot.
2006-06-10 09:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How's this?
You know what's wrong with Iraq?
First it was Saddam-ized. Then it was Bush-wacked.
2006-06-10 09:56:41 · answer #10 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋