Finish this limerick.. There once was a man.. ?

Question

This Nantucket man sounds very popular.. but maybe your own limerick you made up that is different..

OMIGOD.. I followed the link on the last answer and saw this popular man from Nantucket's obsene version..

Answer 1

there once was a man named John
who's intentions were always spot on
he fell for my aunt
but she said 'I can't'
so John went away and was gone.

Answer 2

I went to the staffroom one day
For a nice cup of tea during play
But a troll had got in
And was making a din
Even though he had nothing to say.

There was a young man from Dealing
Who caught the bus for Ealing.
It said on the door
Don't spit on the floor
So he jumped up and spat on the ceiling

An artistic male cat called Greebo,
To an evening class he decided to go.
The teacher said, "That's not right
Your page is all white!"
Greebs said, "It is a polar bear in the snow."

There was a young lady from Ickenham
Who went on a bus-trip to Twickenham.
She drank too much beer,
Which made her feel queer,
So she took off her boots and was sick-in-'em.

There was an old person of Fratton
Who would go to church with his hat on.
'If I wake up,' he said,
'With a hat on my head,
I will know that it hasn't been sat on.'

There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.

There was a young lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died.
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
And made cyder inside her inside. A mosquito was heard to complain,
'A chemist has poisoned my brain!'
The cause of his sorrow
was paradichloro-
triphenyldichloroethane.

There once was a lass in the staffroom...
who found a long and thin broom
she waved it about
with a scream and a shout
and cleaned up the whole of her classroom..

I once had a blind date with Cilla.
I took her to watch Aston Villa.
She sang to the crowd
And she sang very loud
And that's why they threatened to kill 'er.

There was an old man from Milan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, 'yes, I know.
'But I always try to get as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.'

There was a young man from Dundee,
Got stung on the leg with a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He said no not a bit
It can do it again if it likes!

Answer 3

There Once Was A Man

Answer 4

There once was a man called Mick,
Who was always up to some trick,
To Ireland he went, without even one cent,
So he slept in a shed, in Limerick.

Answer 5

There once was a man from nantucket
who kept all his cash in a bucket
Then his daughter, named nan
ran away with a man.
And as for the bucket, Nan tucket.

There once was a fellow named Fisher
who went fishing for fish in a fisher.
Then a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fisher for Fisher.

There once was a fellow named Hall
who fell in a spring in the fall.
'Twould have been a sad thing,
if he'd died in the spring,
but he didn't, he died in the fall.

Answer 6

There once was a man....that had an idea an idea that would tell the world what to belive..there once was a man who tryed his best to stop the father who came home drunk every night there once was a man...who realized that life was a lie and the only truth was reality there once was man that hasnt come yet

Answer 7

There was once a man from Nantucket, who sat in a bucket and couldn't get his a$$ out of the way. Now he's down under laying in cover, wishing his death away.

Answer 8

This is the original one, of which you hear so many lewd versions.

There once was a man from Pawtucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, Nan
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

He followed the three to Nantucket--
(Nan, and the man, and the bucket)--
He said to the man,
"You can KEEP my sweet Nan!"
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

Here's another:

There was a young lady of Exeter,
So pretty, that men craned their necks at her.
(One went so far
As to wave from his car
The distinguishing mark of his sex at her!)

Answer 9

There once was a man from Nantucket. I can't remember the rest . Maybe someone else out there can.

Answer 10

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket Nantucket
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

Answer 11

There once was a man from Iraq,
Who had holes down the length of his c*ck,
When he got an erection,
He would play a selection,
From Johann Sebastian Bach.

Adult...but funny!