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a cellphone - cuz i'd be carried around EVERYWHERE - i'd be used often (especially if i was owned by a teenager) - i'd be decorated with nice bling bling and cellphone accessories - i'd be up to date with the latest ringtones -

2006-06-10 05:56:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Are trees inanimate? I'd definately be a huge oak tree, with beautiful branches and leaves full of birds and squirrels and stuff, with an amazing view over a valley and a sunny, sheltered sot beneath me where lovers could sit (I'm not being pervy either). The breeze in my branches, the sun on my leaves, bird song in my ears (not that I'd have any). But it all sounds kinda iedal to me, especially if death came in the form of a lightening bolt, trees always die beautifully too and support tons of life in the process.

2006-06-10 12:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by Katie D 3 · 0 0

Well, I want to say vibrator or dildo, but what if it's in the hand of a nasty gross woman with a yeast infection and so on? So, specifically, I would want to be the mirror in the USC cheerleaders' lockerroom on a game day. I think the reason is obvious.

2006-06-10 12:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by spudric13 7 · 0 0

A rock on a bluff of a tropical island, like the Seychelles, for example. I would be living forever and enjoy the gorgeous surroundings and beautiful weather year round!

2006-06-10 12:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by Carmie 2 · 0 0

Was about to write the same as Carmie above. Two additions.. I would have to face west so I could see the sunsets and there should be a places for humans to come and sit and watch with me..

WELL DONE Carmie !! You get my vote

2006-06-10 12:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by o_r_y_g_u_n 5 · 0 0

A TOILET SEAT!! So I could get lots of A$$!!! Just Kidding LOL. I would probably be a Plane so I could fly around all day.

2006-06-10 12:53:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

id be johnny depps clothes

cuz i love me my johnny depp and i love to listen to his voice..altho if i was inanimate i dont htink i could hear it...

but still. itd be cool to be on him for like one day.

and i highly doubt he throws away clothes after one wear like a slut named paris hilton so ill be back on him in about a week

2006-06-10 12:53:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I saw people live out that fantasy on CSI. I would not want to participate.

2006-06-10 12:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by mrsdebra1966 7 · 0 0

the shower knob on Maria Sharapova's shower

Exodus, your a naughty one eh? Likes it

2006-06-10 12:53:44 · answer #9 · answered by GrimmyBear 4 · 0 0

A Tampon dispenser in the Ladies Room.

Here ya go lady...
How about you miss?
Sure, have one, you'll need it later...

2006-06-10 12:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by luckyaz128 6 · 0 0

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