2006-06-10 04:14:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computers & Internet ➔ Internet
List of Viruses
1. PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack -- once if by LAN, twice if by C:.
2. POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
3. ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole thing quits.
4. MARIO CUOMO VIRUS: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.
5. OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
6. AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
7. THE MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
8. TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.
9. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
10. GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
2006-06-10 20:42:40 · answer #1 · answered by Michirù 7 · 15⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-27 18:35:39 · answer #2 · answered by Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you know the exact virus name you can google it at http://www.google.com
Or try http://www.symantecs.com and http://www.mcafee.com to find out how you can get rid of them. They sometimes have updates on what the recent viruses are.
If you go directly to http://securityresponse.symantec.com/ then it will tell you the most recent viruses and how much of a risk they are.
2006-06-10 04:18:20 · answer #3 · answered by Sean I.T ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a computer shop and ask about your computer viruses
2006-06-10 05:48:44 · answer #4 · answered by jason_iocco100 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wikipedia is good place to start
http://en.wikipedia.org
2006-06-10 04:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by sεαη 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this should've been researched as soon as you got your computer running
2006-06-10 04:20:50 · answer #6 · answered by vic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_viruses
http://www.howstuffworks.com/virus.htm
http://service1.symantec.com/SUPPORT/nav.nsf/docid/1999041209131106
http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/v/virus.html
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/computer-virus/new-users/
Just Goooogle it ...
2006-06-10 04:20:06 · answer #7 · answered by jmdanial 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why didn't you search for it? searching takes less time.
2006-06-10 04:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋