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My brother and I were having a discussion about the idea of a female President the other day, and he said that if we had a female president, then we'd be going to war every month.

So then I told him that if I ever became president, I'd make a new law that says that if a chauvanistic male like him gets arrested for breaking a minor law, instead of having to pay a fine, he would be tied to a salon chair and get a tight, curly perm, and then get a leg and bikini wax!

What do you think of this plan as a crime deterrent?* And what other kinds of suitable punishments should there be for chauvanistic males in a country run by a female president?

*It can't really be called cruel and unusual punishment, guys, because us girls willingly do it to ourselves all the time! ;-)

2006-06-08 17:16:51 · 9 answers · asked by Sarah D 1 in Social Science Gender Studies

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I'll say this... if there's going to be a female president she better have nice big boobs with awesome cleavage every speech and every sighting.

2006-06-08 17:20:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you mean that mothers are going to start bringing up their kids with a sense of right or wrong for a change?
What is this for a female chauvinistic question. Are we men solely responsible for all the grief in the World.
You haven't even managed to get a non- christian black president yet!
It's not just your president but the rest of the world that needs good women in politics.Thankfully there are a few and what a difference.
Take a look at http://thebaldchemist.blogspot.com for a few fun views on life.
Take care

2006-06-08 17:25:26 · answer #2 · answered by thebaldchemist 3 · 0 0

Other than the fact that presidents don't make laws. I'm with your brother, I have had the idea for a long time that a female in charge would be ruled by her emotions. She would send our military to every backwater country to help poor, starving kids and also anyone who makes fun of her shoes or her hair color would end up on the wrong side of a tank battalion.

2006-06-08 19:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I dnt think so a female can be harsh if she becomes a president.
A female is a mother , sister & a daughter & all these roles she plays are very loving and caring.
When she will be at a position of president then she will respect that position & will act according to that .
Yes offcourse female security /female rights would be one of the main work in her area just because she herself is a female & knows the problems females have to face .

2006-06-08 17:21:18 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 2 · 0 0

Automatic castration for ALL sex offenders. Of course DNA evidence would have to be involved.

Murderers would serve life in a mental institution, so that they can live the rest of their days being around chaos.

2006-06-08 17:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by grldragon101 4 · 0 0

LOL! "Men" (and I should say "boys") like him who have such a limited and idiotic understanding of women will be consigned to having either a) stupid or b) self-esteem"less" women as their partner for the rest of their life. Therefore, any other "punishment" would be superfluous and completely unnecessary ;)

2006-06-08 17:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by tagi_65 5 · 0 0

A female president would get cancelled halfway through her very successful term in office.

2006-06-08 17:20:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hand-crafted soup. My all time standard is LOVe Soup. [Left Over Vegetable.] I frequently make this after the weekend, while i haven't given each and all the leftovers to Callie [my canine]. sometimes there is little of the beef left from the weekend, so as that is going in with the vegetables too.

2016-09-28 05:11:36 · answer #8 · answered by fritch 4 · 0 0

All I know is that with an anti-crime system like that, you can be damn sure I wouldn't be committing a second offense!

2006-06-08 17:39:59 · answer #9 · answered by Joey 1 · 0 0

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