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Ok, you dON'T wanna know about my Mom!

2006-06-08 17:05:15 · 20 answers · asked by tralala 3 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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the paint starts peeling, plants and small animals curl up into the fetal position, children cry, people stop the car and get out and walk, and my fiance tells me i am disgusting, does that help?

2006-06-08 17:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by deathdealer 5 · 1 0

Listen, when people "talk behind their back" they usually stink depending on the type. You have the silent but deadly ones, You have the chair breaking kind. and the ones you have to check for skid marks. No matter, most stink. God's honest truth, I had surgery on my pancreas almost 10 yrs ago, and since then they have never smelled. It's great when you're sitting in a theater and you can be a bubble butt all through the movie and know one is the wiser. It was worth the 8 hrs of surgery

2006-06-09 00:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by Memere RN/BA 7 · 0 0

Do you know that when someone farts that actually poop particles are distributed into the air - meaning you are inhaling poop....
Sick but true, so cover you nose and mouth!

P.S. When ever you go to the bathroom and spray rose air freshener it just smells like poopy roses!

2006-06-09 00:10:40 · answer #3 · answered by STARLITE 4 · 0 0

It depends on what you eat. Do you stand around waiting for your mom to fart? That's so sad. I guess modesty doesn't run in your family, huh?

2006-06-09 00:12:18 · answer #4 · answered by grldragon101 4 · 0 0

when i drink crappy beer like old milwakee or schittz malt liquor its really bad the next morning. like wake you up from a dead sleep bad. haha. eggs are bad too. dairy makes some bad smells too. drink beer and eat crawfish, that will make everyone clear the room. hahaha

2006-06-09 00:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by thevoicesjustgotlouder 2 · 0 0

When I fart? well, there is no sound nor smell.

2006-06-09 00:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by danny boy 2 · 0 0

are you one of those people who studies farts?

(well, that is what your mom told me last night)

2006-06-09 00:12:50 · answer #7 · answered by kat 4 · 0 0

each one isn't the same. my dad is bad, but my niece will run up and sit on me and then fart..errrr

2006-06-09 00:09:39 · answer #8 · answered by Laurel 4 · 0 0

like a sunny patch of florida oranges

2006-06-10 01:50:36 · answer #9 · answered by uhhhhhhhh 3 · 0 0

mine smells like baby powder!

2006-06-09 00:09:51 · answer #10 · answered by skyhigh162 2 · 0 0

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