when will these STUPID people on yahoo answers know that all of the questions i ask is a joke. readMyPets-catQ

Answer 1

we aint stupid if anyone is stupid in here its you

Answer 2

*ahem* For one thing, the cat-humping-a-rabbit thing is NOT impossible at all. Weirder things happen-like snakes refusing to eat one SPECIFIC mouse only, but eat others, and not eat the specific mouse even if they leave it in the cage with the snake. It's true. Look it up. You can even see videos of the few snakes that do this leaving the mouse the *(@& alone.

Thing about the cat-humping-a-rabbit thing (as it shall now be known, so sayeth the law) is it would be VERY likely to be the other way around, as male rabbits can be VERY horny and when they're "in the mood" (not in estrus, which is for female animals, I mean that, unlike other mammals, female rabbits do not go into estrus, instead males induce females to breed, as copulation triggers the release of an egg, this might be why male rabbits are so horny, with no estrus cycle in the females, the males can pretty much mate whenever and therefore have more offspring...which might be why there are way too many in Australia [they are not a native species..no good for farmers, etc.]) they may actually rape their cage-mates, whether it be a guinea pig or another male rabbit or whatever. It's true. That's why it's important to be careful about putting a male rabbit and a guinea pig in the same cage, because a guinea pig probably can't fight off the rabbit, another rabbit could, but of course there could be injuries, so it's best to be careful dealing with male rabbits in general.

But it COULD happen the other way around. Like I said in my answer, my cat humps a toy of his, and he's friggin' neutered for crepes' sake. So, whatever.

And about all the animal abuse questions, it's true, even worse things are done to animals and do happen, you could probably find unaltered pictures and videos of tortured animals quite easily and realize that what you claim to do is not implausible at all. Go to peta.com and realize the horror that millions of animals go through every single day. The "Meet Your Meat" video might be a good start.

I'm not stupid at all. If anything, you're stupid for not realizing what's possible in this world of ours.

It's also extremely immature of you to think every person that believes you is an idiot. Ever heard of "the boy who cried wolf"? Well, don't look to me for help when your house burns down.

In case you think I don't have a sense of humour, ah, I beg to differ. The quote in your sn, "It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" is from Sealab 2021, Captain Murphy said it after having one of those crazy fugu (AKA pufferfish) pills that Sparks made. Good ep., funny, I suppose the sn is ironic considering Sparks made the fugu go extinct in that ep, and became addicted to his own horrible invention. ^_~

Answer 3

you know fun is one thing but i worked at a shelter for abused animals and these things really happen. I just hope you dont give some real quack an idea for entertainment.

Answer 4

Woah there J L....male rabbits do not go into ESTRUS!!!!!! Estrus is reserved for females of various species. Male animals can go into "rut" or just be "in the mood", but they are never in ESTRUS!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

I can tell this one is a joke!!!

Answer 6

Well, I knew you were an idiot from your first question.

Answer 7

thats why i said dont bears eat cats!!

Answer 8

Hey I think we all figured it out!!You are the "stupid" one!!
Thanks for asking

Answer 9

tomorrow

Answer 10

Yea, don't care.