Is anyone else sick to death of this?

Question

I swear to God I am going to vomit if I have to watch Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and the rest of those yahoos take the credit for the hard work of our troops, while they sit around scratching their ba//s and trying to see who can piss the furthest. God they make me sick!
And just to cover it before the repubs all get their panties in a wad, I am a democrat, I am educated, I love gays, blacks, whites, mexicans, men, women, children, humans in general. I read Newsweek, Time and US News and World report weekly and love watching the news. Oh and I am a Christian. I think that just about covers all those questions. So let er rip guys!

Answer 1

This might help:


Rules for being a Republican

1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you are millionaire conservative radio jock, which makes it an "illness" and needs our prayers for your "recovery".

2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.

3. You have to believe that the US should get out of the UN, and that our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.

4. You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives but it needs to punish anyone caught having private sex with the "wrong" gender.

5. You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes a profit.

6. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha.

7. "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.

8. You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body, but that large multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind with no regulation whatsoever.

9. You have to believe that you love Jesus and Jesus loves you, and that Jesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and Hillary Clinton.

10. You hate the ACLU for representing convicted felons, but they owed it to the country to bail out Oliver North.

11. You have to believe that the best way to encourage military morale is to praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits.

12. You believe that group sex and drug use are degenerate sins that can only be purged by running for governor of California as a Republican.

13. You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.

14. You have to believe that the best way to fight terrorism is to alienate our allies and then demand their cooperation and money.

15. You have to believe that government medicine is wrong and that HMO's and insurance companies only have your best interests at heart.

16. You have to believe that providing health care to all Iraqis is sound government policy but providing health care to all Americans is socialism personified.

17. You believe that tobacco's link to cancer and global warming are "junk science", but Creationism should be taught in schools.

18. You have to believe that waging war with no exit strategy was wrong in Vietnam but right in Iraq.

19. You have to believe that Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney was doing business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

20. You believe that government should restrict itself to just the powers named in the Constitution, which includes banning gay marriages and censoring the internet.

21. You have to believe that the public has a right to know about the adulterous affairs of Democrats, while those of Republicans are a "private matter".

22. You have to believe that the public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades but that Bush was right to censor those 28 pages from the Congressional 9/11 report because you just can't handle the truth.

23. You support state rights, which means Ashcroft telling states what locally passed voter initiatives he will allow them to have.

24. You have to believe that what Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital national interest but what Bush did decades later is "stale news" and "irrelevant".

25. You have to believe that trade with Cuba is wrong because it is communist, but trading with China and Vietnam is good business.

Answer 2

about the rules for being a republican, thats a bunch of nonsense. Im extremely conservative and I dont fit into any of those. I was a liberal 6 years ago, but Al gore ruined that (I thank GOD, no longer brain washed). I am educated, i hate everyone and everything, and Jesus is my savior. I think that about covers it also.

Answer 3

Apparently, you are not watching too closely, each one of those you slammed and more are praising our troops and giving them full credit!!! I would find an honest liberal much more interesting than what they read! Your religious affiliation is your business. Honesty in a liberal would truly be a blessing.

parshooter: been taking rant lessons?

Answer 4

First off, what do they take credit for? What are you talking about? And second, the president DID order (he is commander-in-chief) troops into Iraq and Afghanistan. What is your point?

Answer 5

YES YES YES YES YES and ditto (to the original question...not the silly answers)

Answer 6

The way you write this hatemongering statement you call yourself a "Christian"?

I think you should live it first.

Answer 7

AMEN!!!!!!!

Nice to know that there are some educated people in here. Yay! My faith in humanity is spared.