2006-06-08 13:31:18 · 8 answers · asked by PhD from my dog 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Not me but a rather rotund friend of mine.
She had this boyfriend who'se family was loaded and eventually she went with him to visit the olds who lived in a drop dead fabulous house.
She was really nervous and asked if she could "use the bathroom". So what did these people do?? They showed her to a bathroom.... there was a basin and a bath and a shower, but no dunny, crapper, etc etc.....
She needed to pee so she though "bugger it" dropped her knickers and sat on the wall hung hand basin.
You guessed it.. It didn't stay hung on the wall for long and on the way down she cracked her head and was out to the world.
The bathroom was flooding and the hosts eventually had to smash the floor down to this unconscious porky babe with her knickers round her ankles.
So they revived her and dried her off and escorted her back to the lounge where she flopped down on the sofa. There was a faint squeak and a not so faint crack.
Standing up she realised to her horror that what she thought was a cushion was actually their pet little doggie/ball of fluff..
The relationship didn't last much longer after that.
2006-06-08 13:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by simsjk 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OK, I was trying to date this lady for like two years, right? One day out of the blue, she calls me and invites me out. We end up at her place and her new boyfriend is sitting there watching TV on the couch like half-naked. Now that's an awkward situation.
2006-06-08 20:38:59 · answer #2 · answered by dirtyhungrythirsty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time I was having a parent teacher conference with a student's mother. All of sudden she started talking about how her husband was cheating on her and that she knew he was going to leave her for the other woman. I had no idea what to say and just kept talking about her son's classroom performance. That was odd.
2006-06-08 22:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by mochasister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex-boyfriend's father walked in on us. I did not realize how long he had been standing there, but i thought i covered up with the blanket very well. When it time for me to go, "Dad" met me at the front door and said- Wow you look different with clothes on. It was my first time ever seeing him, and I didnt know what to say. Talk about embarassing AND Akward!!!
2006-06-08 20:35:41 · answer #4 · answered by lovelylady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wen i was sitting on the bench with my friend and this lady cums up and says hello would you buy me sum iceream and i was suprised she asked because she was a total stranger and she looked pretty wealthy to me carrying a coach bag and donna karen necklace,she looked descent
2006-06-08 20:34:52 · answer #5 · answered by indescribable.random.retro.love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one.
2006-06-08 20:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when me and my friend jason we're at school and my ex came into my and jasons class and said want to go back out with me? I said no cause he had his chance but he blew it!!!! he cheated on me with my step sister!!!
2006-06-08 20:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by Lana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHEN ME AND TIS ONE FOO THAT I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH HAD TO BE PARTNERS IN A PROJET..........................................WE BOTH FAILED
2006-06-08 20:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by fcukDIEG0. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋