And is that the single most pertinent factor to becoming a bus driver?
2006-06-08 10:26:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Open sores and "plumbers crack" are also job requirements. I believe the most pressing question is, "what did you do before you were convicted of gross indecency involving ducks."
2006-06-08 13:52:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Maybe it is, I think you have to have a certain level of creepiness in you to be able to get 48-60 kids to sit down, shut up and behave in a moving vehicle. The creepier you are, the more they will wonder about you. The more they wonder, The more apt they are to not want to push your buttons, because it's quite possible that such a weird, freaky creepy grown up will just fly right off the handle on the spur of the moment. A little fear is good for kids.
2006-06-08 10:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by Just Gone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think the question could be that blatant, i think it would be more like these:
1. If hired would you demonstrate your loyalty to the company by having the corporate logo tattooed on your forearm?
2. Do you read Playboy or Penthouse, and are you ok with the centerfold pictures being hung everywhere in the depot?
3. Do you have any conditions that might require you to take off your shoe and sock in front of the passengers and sprinkle medicated foot powder on your foot as passengers board the bus?
2006-06-09 12:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother in-law drives a school bus(25+yrs) and he is neither gross or creepy. What was the third...
2006-06-08 11:22:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no there is not!
but there should be at least six spaces at a minimum for those questions to be answered..
and the pertinent factor to get hired is..have you lost your license recently?..if no..your hired..
smile
good luck
2006-06-08 11:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many of children must you chastise?
Bus drivers must only pass one test.
The earhair, nosehair, buttcrack and creepy test.
2006-06-08 14:24:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you get hired, will you
A. Continue to wash your clothes at the laundry mat.
B. Buy your own washer & dryer.
C. I dont wash my clothes.
D. Wash my clothes at mammas house.
2006-06-08 12:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by Bent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Do you resemble Chris Farley's character from the movie Billy Madison?"
2006-06-08 14:23:41 · answer #8 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think there's also a line that says "Are you able to speak English, but unintelligibly?"
2006-06-08 10:29:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but there is, "How crabby can you remain throughout the day" and "How short is your patience level?"
2006-06-08 10:40:23 · answer #10 · answered by Lily Iris 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋