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I Slamed my penis in the door 30 mins ago and it is still flat where the door hit it any help please?

2006-06-08 10:11:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Men's Health

14 answers

Slam it in the opposite way, that should even things out

2006-06-08 10:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by somechick25 5 · 0 0

Play with it like you were doing before you slammed the door on it... Like we believe that crap... Your just searching for "boy you must have a Big one" statement... It is physically impossible to slam a door on you penis... Period.... unless you were trying to F the keyhole... in that case... my deepest sympathy...

2006-06-08 17:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by LieDetector 3 · 0 0

I don't really believe you. How do you slam a door on your penis?
If your serious, best go see doc.

2006-06-08 17:17:39 · answer #3 · answered by pj 4 · 0 0

was it erected when u hit the door?if yes check the door!!if not check your penis.if it still remain flat then try to be an monk!!

2006-06-08 17:19:59 · answer #4 · answered by face of death 1 · 0 0

Slam the door on it again, sure fix!

2006-06-08 17:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by newfie272 2 · 0 0

Put a piece of bacon on it and then beat the meat.

2006-06-09 20:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by mojorison12003 2 · 0 0

go see a doctor

2006-06-08 17:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what kind of dumb@ss slams his c*ck on the door!?!?

2006-06-08 19:59:16 · answer #8 · answered by bloo_456 2 · 0 0

I find that hard to believe you could do that.But if you did, your Stupid, or a very sick puppy...

2006-06-08 18:30:45 · answer #9 · answered by repoucar 1 · 0 0

try rubbing it to make it big so a lady can **** u

2006-06-08 17:35:26 · answer #10 · answered by mr.cereal 1 · 0 0

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