whats the cutest or darndest thing you ever heard a little kid say?

Answer 1

Mommy, can I return my baby sister to Target?

Answer 2

A friend, who has raised her children to respect other's beliefs but has no religion or goes to any church told me this one. Her five year old was visiting her grandmother (my friend's mom). And as they sat across each other at the big dinning room table, Granny began saying her prayers in a low voice and with her head down. The little girl looks very concerned and walks up to her grandmother asking:
"Why are you talking to your sandwhich?"

Answer 3

my 3 month old daughter was crying and my 5 year old son was trying to make her laugh when it didnt work he told me mary dont like me mommy she wants to go back in your tummy/ he asked his father can i ride your motorcycle and of course dad said no he then said ill give you a million dollars/ a while back my aunt had her earring ripped out a few weeks later we went to visit and my son stared at her for a while then he said very seriously aunt robin your ear is broke/ when my daughter was born he said mommy why are marys teeth broked/ 2 weeks ago he lost his first teeth 2 at once he carried them around in a ziploc bag all day that afternoon he walked over to his sister and said here mary you can have my teeths since you dont have none a few days later 2 of her teeth came through on the bottom when he noticed them he screamed mommy the tooth fairy gaved mary my teeth

Answer 4

When my youngest niece was born a year ago this month and came home from the hospital her older sister who was not quite 2 yet would try to get her to play. One day she turned to me and said "Auntie I try and try but I can't get Tiffnee to play with me.... she's boooring!"

Answer 5

We were at our State Fair, eating chicken while waiting for a Willie Nelson concert. My mom was taking the battered part off of hers since she has to watch what she eats for medical concerns. My son, who was 4 at the time, said, "Grandma, what are you doing?" My mom said, "I am taking the batter part off." My son said, "Oh, no, Grandma, that's not the 'badder' part, that's the 'gooder' part!" We all nearly died laughing - it was so funny. Son is now 24 and I still remember it so clearly.

Answer 6

My 3 yr old told my partner that for dinner he'd like "chicken nuggets, french fries, ranch dressing, ketchup and SOCIAL SECURITY" My partner and I are totally clueless as to where he heard that from :)

Answer 7

I have this chickenpox scar between my eyes, not really noticable but anyway one day this little girl about 5, one day was staring at me kinda looking puzzled and then she said, "Why do you have a hole in your head?"

Answer 8

when we were throwing pennies in the fountain at the mall and making wishes, my little sister said about my little brother "i wish cory was a real boy" as if he were pinnochio

Answer 9

a couple of weeks....my son told my mom, that he would have to stop visiting her soon, because he will soon be a teenager & he will be going through puberty & have to be dating a girlfriend.

my son is 10

Answer 10

My 6 yr old son thinks you have to be MARRIED to have kids/babies!!!

If you are going to have a baby, then you are FAT!!!