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Personally, I was at Mervyn's on one of their sales days. The store was about to close so I was in a hurry, packing my arms with lingerae. It was time to go pay for my items and there were only two cashiers left. I was hoping the girl would get my merchandise and not the handsome man. Well sure enough, the man calls me up and not only did he get to see all my panties, he folded them in four before putting them in the bag. I was sooooooo embarrassed.

2006-06-08 08:13:45 · 5 answers · asked by geniusflightnurse 4 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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When you work with unsealed radionuclides, used as tracers in a cell laboratory, you need to be checked periodically to see that you have not ingested any. I worked with soluble chromium-51, used to watch the destruction of lymphocytes (white blood cells). The way you get checked is that you submit a urine sample in a clean, clear container. Everyone gets the container, fills it, and was to bring it back to a technician.

The technician was a very beautiful redhead woman, Bernie. She was our electron-microscopist. We occasionally played small tricks on her, she on us. Everyone flirted with her. Harmless things. We were grad students, she was used to our stupid boy things.

So... one day I got the container and was supposed to give her a sample. Instead I went down to the cafeteria and bought some apple juice. I let the juice warm to room temperature. Then I poured it in the clean urine sample container. I know, you see this coming, right. I went up to the lab where Bernie was.

"Hey, Bernie," I said, "where do you want the sample?" She indicated over on the bench. She was busy with some small group of folks.

"Bernie," I called again. She turned and looked. "I think it looks a little weak. I think I will run it through again." With that I opened the "urine" sample (really apple juice, of course) and drank it in one gulp.

Bernie turned bright red, as only a true redhead can, all the way to her roots. No freckles were left, she was beet red. She sputtered my name and then said, pointing to the people with her, "These are the representatives of the People's Republic of China who are touring our lab."

Gulp! Well, guess they saw we Americans were pretty much what they thought we were.

2006-06-08 08:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 7 0

In his way Stalin became yet another Hitler, and Stalin lasted longer in ability, and died of previous age, nevertheless in ability. Stalin became responsible of Soviet Russia, the biggest united states. considering that that element there have been quite a few dictators responsible of countries which have had huge impression, e.g.Ghaddafi in Libya (small united states by ability of inhabitants, yet huge impression because of oil), Mao Tse Tung in China and Saddam Hussein in Iraq (oil, back, and look on the chaos in Iraq considering that he became deposed). no man or woman can expect the destiny, yet i does no longer be taken aback to detect a dictator in the same position to Hitler at your time.

2016-12-06 12:26:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

woke up in the morning with morning erection and my sisters friend came into my room to see what i was doing i was standing there naked with an erection as she walks in

2006-06-08 08:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lmao

2006-06-08 08:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by [?] PANiC 2 · 0 0

That is stupid he should be turned on.

2006-06-08 08:17:58 · answer #5 · answered by Writer Girl 2 · 0 0

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