I need some jokes that are either about Iowa or could be, or are just REALLY funny!... I know that I.O.W.A stands for Idiots out walking around! Thanks!
2006-06-08 08:00:23 · 8 answers · asked by wrldchanger_gurl 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
It does not stand for that!
2006-06-14 14:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny Iowa Jokes
2016-10-14 12:27:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cross eyed Cow
One day, a polish farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy.
About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt. The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow.
"What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horrified.
"Well, I wasn't gonna use the end that YOU had put your lips on."
2006-06-08 08:05:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear that Ford is recalling all vehicles sold in Iowa? They have to change the dimmer switch back to the floor like it used to be due to all the Iowans losing control of their cars when their foot gets caught in the steering wheel.
2006-06-08 08:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by larry r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are men smarter during sex?
Because they're plugged into a genius.
2006-06-08 08:17:58 · answer #5 · answered by Shining Ray of Light 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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A boy is in pre-school he says to the teacher
-May I go pi?
-First sing the alphabet.she said
-abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxy and z
-You forgot the P!!!
-Well,,,That was what I was trying to tell you the whole time!!
2006-06-09 14:59:24 · answer #6 · answered by נessιcα. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the woman is afganistan shave off there pubic hair and say "read our lips, no more bush!!"
2006-06-08 08:03:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat, that when she got hit by a bus she aske, "who threw that rock?"
2006-06-08 08:04:21 · answer #8 · answered by Josephine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋