got to go to a lawyer i am very nervous about them any tips that could help me with this ?
2006-06-08 07:52:36 · 7 answers · asked by joey 4 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
i always have second though about them not looking forward to it
2006-06-08 07:55:57 · update #1
i dodnt truset lawyers and never met one person that did that why i am nervous about them
2006-06-08 08:05:49 · update #2
i meant to say i dodnt truest lawyers period
2006-06-08 08:28:12 · update #3
Lawyers are just people, try to remember that. I've been around lawyers most of my working life. I've seen them having bad days, good days and everything in between. Lawyers can be uptight, true, that's because they have deadlines and if they don't meet them, they can lose their case ... and a lawyer is only as good as their last case. I'm going through a divorce at the moment and I must say the two lawyers who have been handling my case have done so with sympathy and efficiency. You pay them to know their stuff, so like others have said, ask the questions, ask for legal terms to be explained in layman's terms, ask for regular accounts to be made to you, so that you can keep on top of costs, etc. Good luck!
2006-06-08 08:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by shining.path 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
2016-02-22 18:59:38 · answer #2 · answered by Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This will cheer you up
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"
Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers
Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Q: What�s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
2006-06-08 07:57:54 · answer #3 · answered by Robert B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being a lawyer is a mixed bag. Some lawyers work long hours and receive little pay, others work long hours for great pay. Some sell their soul to make a buck, some are into it for the sake of justice and the law. It is slightly difficult to become an attorney.
2015-06-06 07:08:05 · answer #4 · answered by Jason 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are always trying to live a happy life. We require a risk and weight free life. We would lean toward not to fall in disadvantages. A large number of us try to live in a dream. We have to go ahead with a life where the terrible structure will be truant. All the people will lead their lives keeping up the fundamentals and regulations. Nobody will do anything to fall us in a terrible position. Everybody will endeavor to spare our rights. Everybody will make good for their activities. But, this is not a universe of such considerations. People are not for the most part concerned with your rights. When you fall in an awful position, they won't approach to help you. In the event that they realize any disadvantages to you, they won't help you to recover your weaknesses. In reality on occasion, it is seen that the people don't concede their faults. They endeavor to evade the matter which has done by them. There is furthermore a matter of staggering concern.
2014-10-16 07:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask everything you can think of. Write out questions before hand. Also shop around.
2006-06-08 07:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask, ask, ask....dont be afraid to ask....write up some things to ask before hand
2006-06-08 07:55:26 · answer #7 · answered by susuze2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋