He was quite upset because there were 76 virgins waiting for him but they were all male. He told me that, in hell, there is not even one orifice of his which is not filled by a male virgin. Poor Al-Zarqawi.
2006-06-08 07:52:11 · 7 answers · asked by Made in America 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
LOL. Did he say if it was hot?
2006-06-08 07:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow Pickles had the same visit!
(Pickles is George Bush's nickname for
his wife Laura)
2006-06-08 18:56:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I guess he shouldn't have bought into all that crap he was taught, huh? They should have been more specific about the gender of the virgins I guess.
Religion sure makes people stupid, doesn't it?
2006-06-08 15:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by WiserAngel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Down, One to Go!
2006-06-08 15:00:11 · answer #4 · answered by SFC_Raptor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I feel really bad for him now. Is it too late to say sorry for killing him? ......Good! may he rot in hell for all the innocent lives he had a hand in ending.
2006-06-08 15:17:02 · answer #5 · answered by mymadsky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to save a seat for Bin Laden. he'll be joining him this summer.
2006-06-08 15:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Billy C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope he's happy burning in the hottest pit in hell.
2006-06-08 14:56:54 · answer #7 · answered by la 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋