2006-06-08 07:46:50 · 15 answers · asked by teh TAD 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Oh My Dear Aunt Lizzie! I have got to tell you we need to shelve this thing with this damn woodchuck! The woodchuck is extinct, we killed all the chucking chuckers! The official government notification was sent out to all of the world last week!
Did you not get an e-mail about this? The rest of the whole entire world knows that there are no more woodchucks except you?
We will give this subject the proper investigation it is due when we all get together and elect the committee to investigate what happened to Frosty the Snowman! Death by natural causes due to global warming or could it be something else, perhaps homeland security had a hand in this disappearance. there have been reports of trace DNA found in the drinking water of the North Pole.
Yes indeed let us let the poor woodchucks rest in chucking peace for now. We have more important matters to discuss at this time. Such as how many peppers did perter really pick? A government cover up, perhaps the CIA and the FBI and the 4H, and the Girl Scouts, and the Boys Wonders are involved in some global plan to bring down all the pepper pickers putting pickled peppers partway past people's pathways.
This subject is closed until such time as new information can be gathered!
2006-06-08 08:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think people who ask the question, and ones similar to it (which have no real answer) for one or more of three reasons, either they ask to be silly or make a joke of it, they are looking to see how someone would answer the question as a test to see how a person would answer it, or they are actually asking someone what their estimate would be of the amount or distance of wood or lumber a Marmota monax (woodchuck) could throw if they actually had the capacity to do so.
2006-06-08 07:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by blue_bomber_x1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because some people are worried about the woodchuck's health
and whether he should continue chucking wood.
2006-06-08 07:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Chuck does.
2006-06-08 07:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by toughguy2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz they like wood chucking
2006-06-08 07:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tim Allen did. I think he gives the answer in his book.
2006-06-08 07:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's one of the great mysteries of life!
2006-06-08 07:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's pretty funny!
2006-06-08 07:49:53 · answer #8 · answered by Leila P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not me
2006-06-08 07:49:43 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
or how many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans....well, a canner can can as many cans as a canner can can if a canner can can cans.....
2006-06-08 07:49:58 · answer #10 · answered by susuze2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋